PDA

View Full Version : Best pick up lines



stripercrazy
09-08-2008, 06:45 PM
Throw em all out there. If they actually worked, let's hear it.:laugh:

-I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.


-Save a horse - ride a cowboy.



-If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

-I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears

-My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

dogfish
09-08-2008, 11:00 PM
" When I first looked at you I thought an angel fell down from heaven."

Old as the hills, only worked once when I was 20 and she was drunk.:D

hookset
09-09-2008, 07:42 PM
This tells it like it really is.

HQzP_U7Vm5A

cowherder
09-10-2008, 12:13 PM
Baby can I get your digits?

Any guy using that line doesn't deserve to get laid.:blackeye:

wish4fish
09-10-2008, 12:46 PM
don't need any corny lines.

"i'm hot, are you wet?"

my buddy used this at sleazeside last summer. musta went through 100 chicks before he found a chick too go home with him, lol.

hookedonbass
09-23-2008, 10:31 PM
This opens the door


Want to hear a funny pick up line I've heard ................

"Can I even get a fake number?"