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7deadlyplugs
10-28-2008, 09:53 AM
Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.

Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you.

Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.

DarkSkies
10-28-2008, 03:07 PM
#4 The bigger the blitz is, or the better the odds are that it's
"all bass", the more likely it is that I will be showing up 5 minutes after it's done.:D

dogfish
10-28-2008, 06:24 PM
5. Never leave the fish to find other fish.

wish4fish
10-28-2008, 06:32 PM
6. As soon as i catch something big and there are people around, they will crowd me like i was in the magic spot. there are no magic spots, only magic beans. :hippie:

cowherder
11-02-2008, 09:09 PM
7. The morehours I fish, the less fish I will catch. :(

rockhopper
11-12-2008, 04:53 PM
:burn:8. Not paying attention will cause you to lose your biggest fish.

blitzhunter
11-12-2008, 08:12 PM
#9
Don't bring your girlfriend with you to take pics of your nicest fish, bacause that day you will get skunked.

albiealert
11-13-2008, 10:24 PM
10 Just when you think the bluefish have gone and you can break out the more expensive plugs, they will come back and destroy your best ones.

williehookem
12-13-2008, 08:39 PM
#4 The bigger the blitz is, or the better the odds are that it's
"all bass", the more likely it is that I will be showing up 5 minutes after it's done.:D

:clapping: 11... "You should have been here yesterday" should be part of the Murphy's laws of fishing.

bababooey
12-14-2008, 01:58 PM
#12 For the bait guys. When you have to turn around to take a leak on the sand, a pole bending fish will choose that moment to hit your bait.:D