Darwin Awards!

[pinhead44]

Crook in liquor store robbery.

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[paco33]

I saw that on some other sites, but it never gets old. ROFL every time I see it. :clapping:

[fishlipper]

same video, someone added a soundtrack. :)
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[fishlipper]

when the po-po tells you to get out of the car or u will be tazed, maybe it's a good idea to take him seriously. :idea:

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[fishlipper]

don't taze me bro famous clip (someone shoulda slapped that dude when he was 5, maybe he wouldn't be such a :kooky:)

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[fishlipper]

miss teen usa s carolina - she makes all other blondes look good by comparison :D

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[fishlipper]

people having a bad day

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[fishlipper]

stupid stunts

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[voyager35]

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Chatty burglar overstays welcome, gets arrested

Sat Jul 12, 2:56 AM ET


WINNSBORO, Texas - An apparently intoxicated suspect chatted with a burglary victim long enough for officers to arrive and arrest him, authorities said.

John Michael Baker, 25, of Winnsboro was jailed Friday on bond totaling $59,500, the Wood County Sheriff's Office said.
Baker was charged with burglary of a habitation and burglary of a vehicle. He was also wanted and charged in Franklin County with being a felon in possession of a firearm, possession of marijuana and burglary of habitation, a jailer told The Associated Press.
Jail records did not list an attorney for Baker.

Sheriff's Chief Deputy Debbie Foster said a woman saw a man breaking into her home, and she called her husband.
The husband hurried home and saw Baker making his getaway. He called 911 before heading over to talk to the suspect, whom he knows. The men chatted by the side of the road until deputies arrived.
Foster told the Tyler Morning Telegraph that Baker was "pretty intoxicated."

[voyager35]

Say What?

A 50-year-old woman, married for 30 years, asked for a divorce last October (according to the Al-Arabiya news Web site in Dubai) because her husband had peeked at her face under her veil as she slept. The man apologized and said he would never do it again, but she said the customs of her village (near the Saudi city of Khamis Mushayt) dictate that he had contaminated the marriage by seeing her face. [Al-Arabiya, 10-8-07

[captnemo]

I'll never understand the Muslim faith, that's one of the reasons why it's pointless to try to "reason with them". Hear that, Mr Baracki Osama?

Can you imagine he makes live to his wife, and wants to look at her face while he is doing it? The horror! :laugh: Without looking at her face, he might as well be doing it with a donkey. :kooky:

[nitestrikes]

With the face covered you could close your eyes and dream of Heather Locklear.

[bababooey]

Lady calls 911 over wrong Burger King order
This chick sounds like a real beyotch. :laugh:
911 Operator: "What are we protecting you from, a wrong cheeseburger?" :laugh: :laugh:

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[albiealert]

Americans answer simple questions :laugh:
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[albiealert]

women drivers :kooky:
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[katiefishes]

Looks to me albie as if that should have been titled men drivers!

[albiealert]

Well, there were "some" women in there. didn't you read the disclaimer at the beginning? ;)

[dogfish]

same video, someone added a soundtrack. :)
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:ROFLMAO: love that one, classic.:thumbsup:

[stormchaser]

^ I've seen that one before, but it kills me every time. :laugh: :clapping:

[dogfish]

great clips put together
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[dogfish]

guy runs himself over
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[dogfish]

horizontal bungee
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[dogfish]

owned!
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[stripercrazy]

horizontal bungee
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redneck games:D

[captnemo]

Brainiacs swimming with pilot whales, lucky to be alive.:don't know why:
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[dogfish]

kite surfer thrown into a building, definitely a Darwin award here:eek:
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[dogfish]

Dont taze me bro! What an arsehat!:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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[dogfish]

dont taze me remixed by doobie:clapping:
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[stripercrazy]

Leave Britney alone. This is what happens when the parents don't use birth control.:ROFLMAO:
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[cracklepopper]

These 2 young ladies deserve an honorable mention.:laugh:

EGG HARBOR TOWNSHIP — An intended drug deal ended with two out-of town women standing naked on a dirt road, their purses dumped and their money taken.


Neither of the women, ages 21 and 25, were hurt in the Sunday morning incident that police say began when they approached a man in Atlantic City looking to buy marijuana. He took the pair to a dirt road in Egg Harbor Township near Atlantic City International Airport, pulled a gun and forced them to strip before robbing them.

After the gunman left, the woman got dressed and called 911 from a cell phone. Police are searching for the suspect.

[voyager35]

Holdup attempted, but bank is closed
By DAVID LEVINSKY
Burlington County Times


CINNAMINSON — A string of attempted robberies at Burlington County banks continued yesterday when two men wearing masks and hoods tried to enter a Route 130 bank, police said.

According to investigators, the incident took place just after 8 a.m. at the Beneficial Bank branch on Route 130 and Highland Avenue.
The bank lobby was closed at the time, and the outer doors were locked, but bank employees saw the men try to pull open the locked doors, police said. One of the men appeared to be armed with a weapon, possibly a handgun, police said.

The men were unable to enter the lobby and were last seen running into a wooded area near Columbia Avenue, police said.
Police officers searched the surrounding area and could not locate any suspects.

Investigators aren't sure why the men tried to rob a bank while it was closed, but suspect they may have been confused about the bank's operating hours.
“The drive-thru opens at 8 a.m. but the lobby doesn't until 9, so they may have been confused,” said Lt. Robert Martens, spokesman for Cinnaminson police.

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[clamchucker]

The more time I am on this earth, the more I become convinced that some people should not have children.



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Man accused of selling daughter for cash, beer

Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:20 PM EST
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GREENFIELD (http://monterey-salinas.newsvine.com/) — Police have arrested a Greenfield man for allegedly arranging to sell his 14-year-old daughter into marriage in exchange for $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat.
Police said they only learned of the deal after the 36-year-old man went to them to get his daughter back because payment wasn't made as promised. The man was arrested Sunday on suspicion of human trafficking.
Officers also arrested an 18-year-old man on suspicion of statutory rape. Investigators believe the girl went willingly with the man, but she's under California's legal age of consent and can't legally marry.
Police say arranged marriages involving underage girls have become a problem in this small Central Coast farming community.

[dogfish]

Timothy Treadwells' kid brother :kooky:
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[plugaholic]

Having a bad day

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[bababooey]

This guy was dumber than a box of rocks.

Police: Crook with hook tries to reel in cash

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Wed Mar 31, 9:31 pm ET


ORANGEBURG, S.C. – South Carolina authorities said a fishing crook never had a chance to land the big one. Police told The Times and Democrat of Orangeburg a robber tried to steal money bags from a bank's night deposit drop box using fishing line and hooks.
Authorities said employees at a First Citizen's Bank in Orangeburg found a fishing hook in a bag last Friday morning and at least two other hooks in the box. One hook still had a small piece of fishing line attached.
The bank said it has security footage of the would-be angler.
Police said the crook's task was impossible because the night deposit boxes are set up with trap doors so that once bags are dropped in, they can't be taken out the same way.