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mick2360
11-25-2008, 11:01 PM
I'm from upstate New York (Deer & bear in my backyard) on the NJ border. I do plenty of trout and smallmouth reservoir fishing. Do party boats 5-6 times a year out of Atlantic Highlands and fish the surf whenever i can, primarily flyrod but this late in the year plugs.

referred by DarkSkies; looks like it will be on my bookmark list.

Two guys go hunting. After a long trek into the woods, one hunter trips and accidentally empties a load of bird shot into his friend, who falls into unconsciousness. Panicking, he dials 911, screaming, "I just killed my friend!". The operator, ever the professional calms him down, reassuring him that help is on the way. The operator then says, "Can you go back to your friend and make sure he's really dead?". The line goes quiet, followed by a loud "BANG! BANG!".
The hunter returns to the phone, "Now what?" :HappyWave:

rockhopper
11-26-2008, 08:02 AM
:laugh: Ha ha, sounds like a redneck joke, funny. Welcome, dude.

Mike D
11-26-2008, 08:45 AM
Hey Mick. Welcome aboard.

williehookem
11-26-2008, 09:17 AM
welcome to the site!

wish4fish
11-26-2008, 11:41 AM
hey dude welcome. sick joke, liked it.

paco33
11-26-2008, 11:52 AM
Welcome aboard. :HappyWave:

surferman
11-30-2008, 09:17 PM
Hi Mick. Welcome!

cowherder
12-01-2008, 11:52 AM
Good one. :laugh: Welcome to the site. :HappyWave:

bababooey
12-01-2008, 12:02 PM
:HappyWave: Welcome, Mick. Question - you put that guy and **** Cheney hunting together, would there be a Mexican standoff? :D

CharlieTuna
12-01-2008, 05:01 PM
Hello, Mick, welcome to the site!

pinhead44
12-01-2008, 06:55 PM
Welcome aboard, Mick.

jonthepain
12-02-2008, 08:08 PM
good one - welcome aboard