neverending fish story game

[surfstix1963]

So the big bass ate the the big wood and......

[speedy]

then he came to shore and said you call this big wood i can get this wood a walmart come on guys the big bass said i am out of here i am going to VA.
to get some real big wood i am not going to waste my time with you small
fry money maker shakers maybe i will come back if you guys get your act together some day
and the big bass said cya ....

[rip316]

then he came to shore and said you call this big wood i can get this wood a walmart come on guys the big bass said i am out of here i am going to VA.
to get some real big wood i am not going to waste my time with you small
frys money maker shakers maybe i will come back if you guys get your act together some day
and the big bass said cya ....

Then Dark drove to VA with his Kayak on the roof of his car in search of that wise a$$ bass in the middle of the winter.....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aha

[speedy]

then rip said to cardoc lets go to the deli and get some sammiches because dark is not here ....
lmao

[rip316]

Sammiches were there to be had by all.

[speedy]

but rip&cardoc took all the sammiches so dark didnot get any..

[surfstix1963]

and dark went to VA and they closed the bass season in VA so he turned around and

[rip316]

went to Cabelas to get new waders because the other ones were really smelly and was tired of hearing about it from Finchaser, so he then....

[surfstix1963]

Its about effin time you got rid of those smelly damn waders I don't know how the hell rip and cardoc eat sammies anywhere near those things

[rip316]

Its about effin time you got rid of those smelly damn waders I don't know how the hell rip and cardoc eat sammies anywhere near those things

We don't eat sammiches near Dark because he always buys them all just to pi$$ us off. Wow Surfstix even knows about Dark's waders and he never even fished with him. That is pretty darn bad.

[rip316]

Back to the game. So he then drove back to NJ in search of some swans.....

[speedy]

but they where all gone speedy swannapped them ransum for some sammiches and coffee lol..

[Pebbles]

:ROFLMAOAt the last second Dark decided to have none of it and decided he would rather have big wood, than swans.:ROFLMAO

[Pebbles]

As he was getting ready for the big wood, Rip walked in with a banana.

[speedy]

tmb.....wtg take it easy on him:ROFLMAO:ROFLMAO:ROFLMAO:ROFLMAO:ROFLMAO:ROFLMA O:ROFLMAO:clapping::clapping:

[surfstix1963]

When Dark saw Rip with the banana he didn't know what to think so he offered to buy him a sammich

[DarkSkies]

:ROFLMAOAt the last second Dark decided to have none of it and decided he would rather have big wood, than swans.:ROFLMAO


As he was getting ready for the big wood, Rip walked in with a banana.
(Man, even on Valentines weekend, after buying my sweetheart Pebbles a bunch of beautiful flowers, I still get no respect!!! :embarassed: Might as well roll with it, this thread is hilarious. Thanks for the laughs, guys and girls. :clapping::clapping::clapping: :thumbsup: :lookhappy:






....and Dark said to TMB Rip, is that a banana you're eating, or are ya just glad to see me? :kiss::laugh:

[storminsteve]

Rip did the banana dance, while Dark played the guitar and tamborine. The gay wedding :rolleyes: was scheduled for the spring, first day of striped bass season, with swans attending,. and smelly bunker thrown in the air.:ROFLMAO

[jigfreak]

while the bunker came in to the harbors, with the water temps in the 40's, the cow bass followed them, and all ended up in in Oyster Creek.

[surfstix1963]

Dark in his new waders and Rip were holding their rods :embarassed: neither with big wood

[surfstix1963]

They were trying to Ho Big Wood from Stix and he said I'll have none of that action :kiss::scared:

[speedy]

They were trying to Ho Big Wood from Stix and he said I'll have none of that action :kiss::scared: hey all you thumper dumpers
are driving the big fish away with ur so called big wood if want peanuts
ya can go to the zoo!!!!!!!!:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::lau gh::laugh::laugh::ROFLMAO:ROFLMAO:ROFLMAO

[rip316]

TMB calls for backup and Finchaser arrives and puts an end to the insanity....

[Pebbles]

Finchaser came with a custom plug bag filled with new plugs but much to his dismay the swans were now following him :scared:.

[speedy]

so fin called speedy to take care of the problem then fin gave speedy the plug bag with all the plugs now fin is a happy man yet does he know
that speedy gave the swans to dark for sammiches and coffee now speedy has a problem the plug ho s and dark are trying to get the plugs and sammiches and coffee lmao

[surfstix1963]

So all the boys decide to take a break from bustin nuts and decide to get sammiches they walk in the deli and to their amazment they see the desi girl whacking up swans to make sammiches Dark damn near falls on the floor when he sees this Rip was ready to do the dance to get the sammich first he stopped dead in his tracks and Cardoc said effumall give me 6 sammiches desi girl.

[DarkSkies]

Rip was ready to do the dance to get the sammich first he stopped dead in his tracks and Cardoc said effumall give me 6 sammiches desi girl.

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[DarkSkies]

Finchaser came with a custom plug bag filled with new plugs but much to his dismay the swans were now following him :scared:.


(Note, the following is fiction, and is to be considered fictionalized satire. It could, or never would, happen, in our world as we know it, and neither Fin nor I would ever condone such a radical move. We fishermen prefer to follow the smart path and let groups like the RFA do our lobbying for us. :cool:)
.....and the swans, geese, and plovers, (and his new followers the ostriches) :d followed him all the way to the White House, where Finchaser set out on a trek to save the striped bass by asking Obama for a meeting. Unfortunately, when he got there, Obama was leaving in the Presidential Limo for another unprecedented family vacation, his 8th vacation since taking office. :kooky:

Finchaser, with one mighty sweep of his casting arm, :viking: threw a bag of bread crumbs up in the air, so they fluttered like snowflakes in front of the limos. The plovers, geese, swans, and ostriches then descended on the limo and the Presidential motorcade, eating the bread crumbs and creating havoc with national security. The birds were in such an orgy of eating that they disregarded all the secret service agents trying to shoo them away. Eventually they were all shot to death, putting bird crap all over the limos. It was like a white slimy river of bird crap. :eek:

The Secret Service went to arrest Finchaser, but then George Bush's brother, who happened to be there, said: " You can't arrest a man for throwing bread crumbs in the air!!!"

Then PETA and the PEW trust, who heard on the news feed that plovers had been killed,, organized an instant protest, where thousands of PETA freaks converged on the steps of the White House, crying and rubbing plover blood all over their bodies, chanting...."Impeach Obama, he hurt the plovers! ":mad: :kooky:

News crews picked up the stories, and thousands of PETA supporters streamed into the National Mall, more than the protesters in Egypt.

Finchaser, meanwhile, the pied piper of Striped Bass Conservation, had met up with George Bush and **** Cheney, and was having a great old time reminiscing how fishing used to be, and how it's not cool to shoot people instead of animals in the woods...:laugh:

Lo and behold, Dr Jane Lubchenko came outside of her office at the NOAA to see what the fracas was about, and with another bag of bread crumbs, the cadre of birds, together with a flock of seagulls, descended upon her, and began eating the crumbs. As she tried to shoo them away, the birds, nervous and scared (Dr Lubchenko is not a handsome woman) :scared: inadvertently pooped on Dr Lubchenko's head in their fear to get out of the way.

Dr Lubchenko retreated back into her office, shouting:
"I'll fix you fishermen and your stupid striped bass! Tomorrow I'm shutting all fishing down in the United States!! By next week you won't even be able to fish for sunfish in your local pond! "

[DarkSkies]

*****Great stuff!! :clapping::clapping: :thumbsup::thumbsup:

Just want to let you people know how much fun we're having with this thread. Anyone who knows us knows these are all made-up stories. Parts of them may have some basis in reality, but it's winter and we're bored out of our minds.

Yesterday, Pebbles woke me up, she was laughing hysterically. It was like she couldn't stop laughing. And then she posts those posts totally dissing me, I couldn't believe what she wrote, insanely funny. :thumbsup:

You people here are all doing your creative best to help us make it to Spring. Feel free to keep em coming, great job, funny as hell. :clapping: :laugh:

[surfstix1963]

:2flip:Dr.Lubchenko:2flip: now even the birds can call you a ----head.

[rip316]

This is the never ending story game, not the Let me make a story within the Never ending story game. C'mon, back to the game. Then as Cardoc fell to all fours tripping on small wood stumps. hahahahahahaha .....

[Monty]

And Rip could not stop laughing
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:: laugh::laugh::laugh:

[storminsteve]

Crapping on the heads of Obama and Lubchenko, both in one day?:ROFLMAO:clapping::clapping::clapping::clappin g:
Way to go dark, and finchaser. If there was ever a march on those 2 count me in!:2flip:


Continuing the story -
rip could not stop laughing, as he made his way all over jersey looking for the mythical 80lb striper.

[Monty]

and a sammich

[finchaser]

Crapping on the heads of Obama and Lubchenko, both in one day?:ROFLMAO:clapping::clapping::clapping::clappin g:
Way to go dark, and finchaser. If there was ever a march on those 2 count me in!:2flip:


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[finchaser]

(Note, the following is fiction, and is to be considered fictionalized satire. It could, or never would, happen, in our world as we know it, and neither Fin nor I would ever condone such a radical move. We fishermen prefer to follow the smart path and let groups like the RFA do our lobbying for us. :cool:)
.....and the swans, geese, and plovers, (and his new followers the ostriches) :d followed him all the way to the White House, where Finchaser set out on a trek to save the striped bass by asking Obama for a meeting. Unfortunately, when he got there, Obama was leaving in the Presidential Limo for another unprecedented family vacation, his 8th vacation since taking office. :kooky:

Finchaser, with one mighty sweep of his casting arm, :viking: threw a bag of bread crumbs up in the air, so they fluttered like snowflakes in front of the limos. The plovers, geese, swans, and ostriches then descended on the limo and the Presidential motorcade, eating the bread crumbs and creating havoc with national security. The birds were in such an orgy of eating that they disregarded all the secret service agents trying to shoo them away. Eventually they were all shot to death, putting bird crap all over the limos. It was like a white slimy river of bird crap. :eek:

The Secret Service went to arrest Finchaser, but then George Bush's brother, who happened to be there, said: " You can't arrest a man for throwing bread crumbs in the air!!!"

Then PETA and the PEW trust, who heard on the news feed that plovers had been killed,, organized an instant protest, where thousands of PETA freaks converged on the steps of the White House, crying and rubbing plover blood all over their bodies, chanting...."Impeach Obama:clapping::clapping:, he hurt the plovers! ":mad: :kooky:








Finally Pew turns on there puppet and America goes back to being sane, after deporting all the illegals causing bass stocks to start a recovery.:) All due to the Swans, making them the national bird for saving the country from Nobama.

[rockhopper]

and on the way home the swans went to the beach and kicked all the plovers out.

[rip316]

and on the way home the swans went to the beach and kicked all the plovers out.


And Darkskies lost his friggin mind.....

[speedy]

because speedy was cooking swans for samminches and the stripers where braking water

[surfstix1963]

And all of you were eating sammiches while the mythical 80 lber was chowing down bunker and you missed the blitz should of, would of, could of.....

[speedy]

should of, would of, could of..... if you did not give all your plugs away ...to the ho s

[jigfreak]

The ho's didn't wash from the night shift and stank up the house like 3 day old fish.

[skinner]

Can't have hos in the house, have to take them out fishing and wash the stink out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkYRK-8qGJw&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpE9t0JluME&feature=related

[finchaser]

And Darkskies lost his friggin mind.....

He aready di that

[bababooey]

DS the Swannie piper walked on down the road, looking for more birds to film and raise awareness about.:laugh:

[seamonkey]

and convinced all the plovers to leave nj and fly to south america for good!

[buckethead]

As alll the plovers took his advise they....

[speedy]

not this again ....lmao

[surfstix1963]

They flew to S.America on his advise and were all eaten by the native S.Americans never to b seen again yeah!!!!!!

[vpass]

When DS found out that then native S. Americans turn the plovers into Poo he....

[finchaser]

said now they smell like my waders so they will surely end up in hell

[DarkSkies]

.....said Barnacle Bill the sailor...


(And maybe I LIKE the stench of my smelly waders, effumall! :laugh: :drool: )

[porgy75]

and barnackle bill cast out into the storm

[surfstix1963]

Only to see his lure get washed up on the beach because the sweep was so hard.....

[Monty]

He switched to a plug that would surely dig in the current

[baitstealer]

and hoping to have some of al mcreynolds luck

[strikezone31]

He cast his big surfster out as far as he could

[finchaser]

,his farthest cast ever because the line snapped

[surfstix1963]

And he reeled and reeled as fast as he could figuring he could stay with the sweep and keep contact until he realized he broke off the plug said damn it I should have changed my line from last year.

[cowherder]

but he had a spare spool, and in 5 minutes he was back in action

[vpass]

, but he had a thought that maybe I could swim after my plug.

[dogfish]

so he put on the wetsuit and fins and swam after it. On the way out there he ran into a mermaid

[surfstix1963]

And said the hell with the plug I'm going to try and get a tail dance from the mermaid theres no fish anyways:d

[bababooey]

Did someone say mermaids?:pig:

[bababooey]

the mermaid said: "Hey you smell like a fish want to have a go at a real dish? Just $20 per dance, how about it slugger?"

[surferman]

She said, I also offer takeout at for the night, the best you ever had, if only you treat me right.

[williehookem]

but you would rather have striped bass instead of the saucy lass. You packed your gear and headed for Virginia.

[albiealert]

Amazing mermaid pics bababooey really like them.
Back to the story:
when you got to virginia you found that the stripers were offshore with the tuna so you went down to mexico!

[vpass]

So on his way to Mexico, He was thinking about that mermaid and what it would have been if he used his 9 inch sluggo.

[buckethead]

and that thought of his sluggo and the mermaid almost caused him to drive off the road

[storminsteve]

that mistake caused a wrong turn into a backwoods bayou region

[basshunter]

Remembering episodes of Bear Gryllis man vs wild, he tried to figure a way out

[storminsteve]

he was hoping he could get his bearings before he had to drink his own pee:scared:

[hookset]

Not relishing the thought of that, he saw a bayou bar along the road and decided to stop for a few cold ones

[stripercrazy]

as he stepped into the bar sounds of cajun music came to his ears.

[storminsteve]

With zydeco music in his head, he surveyed the inner scene around him

[Rip-Plugger]

gimme a cutty & water,,,,

[albiealert]

as the barmaid came back with his drink he wan't sure if he was in a trance or not, she was smoking hot!

[Rip-Plugger]

and he said,your hips,legs and lips are WONDERFUL baby,,,,,

[hookset]

he said what are you doing after your shift

[Rip-Plugger]

I am going to have a bubble bath then stay naked on my bed,,,,

[dogfish]

I'm staying down the road a bit. Older motel run by the Bates family. Maybe we can have a drink when I get off my shift. stop by

[vpass]

So after her shift, she kicked back a shot of JD. Then cleaned herself up and headed to the old Motel down the road. Evey once in awhile as shes walking towards the old motels, she would scratch her crotch and hoping there would not be any issues.

[stormchaser]

after the last visit to the doctor and the shot of penicillin she vowed to be more careful

[Rip-Plugger]

by keeping her legs wrapped around the outboard engine,,

[bababooey]

its throaty growl sent her to heights of ecstacy

[Rip-Plugger]

and it's 300 ponies kept her warm,wet and moving toward the offshore bar,,,

[storminsteve]

she wondered who she would meet that night as the sleek boat made its way to that bar

[bababooey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bc0WjTT0Ps


she didn't know it would be the most interesting man in the world. after they were properly introduced he asked her to go offshore outside the reefs to fish for some toothy critters

[cowherder]

As they went offshore a storm was brewing, you could see the ominous black clouds

[dogfish]

was this gonna be the perfect storm? should they turn back?

[basshunter]

hell no! They were hardcore and in it for the pot of gold

[stripercrazy]

they said a brief prayer to the sea gods and goddesses

[rockhopper]

and set off into the distance, with a following sea

[fishgutz]

hoping they would get just one chance at the fish of a lifetime