voyager35
02-01-2010, 10:05 AM
I guess this retired guy did not fish.:beatin:
An d They Ask Me Why
I Like Retirement!
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he/she falls
asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get
everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have
the time.
Question: What is the common term for
someone who enjoys work
and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean
out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do,
one of their adult kids will want to
store stuff there..
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal .
Question: What is the best way to describe
retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
Question: What's the biggest advantage of
going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your
parents.
Question: Why does a retiree often say he
doesn't miss work, but misses the
people he used to work with?
Answer : He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
My favorite one:
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, and on
Sat & Sun I rest!
An d They Ask Me Why
I Like Retirement!
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he/she falls
asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get
everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have
the time.
Question: What is the common term for
someone who enjoys work
and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean
out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do,
one of their adult kids will want to
store stuff there..
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal .
Question: What is the best way to describe
retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
Question: What's the biggest advantage of
going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your
parents.
Question: Why does a retiree often say he
doesn't miss work, but misses the
people he used to work with?
Answer : He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
My favorite one:
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, and on
Sat & Sun I rest!