Coffee, winter, boredom.... and Rip316's insanity and coffee addiction

[DarkSkies]

People have accused me of having a coffee problem, but I found someone who's worse than me. :scared:

I know this to be true because I don't know many who can send 15 text messages in under 5 minutes. Some of them are quite creative... replete with porn, and other foul images that he manages to dig up from the internet. :laugh:

I know, he always manages to get a laugh out of ya, or disgust ya. Ya can't beat him at his game, and his witty responses are lightning quick, no matter what the topic.

These are symptoms of the real problem, the dude drinks waaaay too much coffee!

They have AA for alcoholics, NA for addicts, GA for gamblers, but there is no CA for coffee addicts!

Rip, as a friend and bro,,,, I'm telling ya in a public forum....ya GOTTA lay off the coffee!!! :laugh: :HappyWave:

[rip316]

I drink 2 cups a day. I have a story to tell. I will put it up in the story of the month thread later when I get back from bowling. You guys are gonna **** your pants.

[DarkSkies]

Dude, you're minimizing your coffee intake, you HAVE to be addicted or at least up to 5 cups a day. Or maybe each cup you drink is 32 oz. :bigeyes:

I was gonna come on here and tell that story, but you punked me fair and square, I guess you get to tell it then.

I'll start a lead-in to it by saying it all started when Surfstix sent me a foul text. Can't describe except to say it was graphic female anatomy. Usually sweet to look at, but Surfstix went and found the worst looking one he could, and sent it out to me. There was an addition of baby batter to the mix, and a lot of hair. It was like a nightmare from 70's primitive adult flix, set to a catchy song.

Sickness. :kooky:

So surfstix sent it to me, :beatin:
I sent it to Rip.

When I finally mentioned it to Speedy how sick it was, he said, "No dude, that ain't sick, that's SUSHI!!! :ROFLMAO

Sushi covered in baby batter ain't sushi, not in my book, maybe in yours it is.

Surfstix, Rip, Speedy, you dudes are all sick, twisted, beyond professional help! :kooky::kooky:


Some of you guys really need to get out there and fish, ya got too much texting time on your hands. :fishing: :HappyWave:


And to Rip, you know I have nothing but special salutions for ya today....:2flip: :beatin:
to think that I almost thought that was true, ya got me good, you effin googan. :2flip:

PS - If it was true, you left your ballZ on the altar when ya got married! :laugh:

[vpass]

When I finally mentioned it to Speedy how sick it was, he said, "No dude, that ain't sick, that's SUSHI!!! :ROFLMAO




:drool::drool:uum sushi.


:upck::upck:

[gjb1969]

sick minds think think alike rich thats why it was sent to u:rolleyes:

[finchaser]

This is like the blind leading the deaf

[surfstix1963]

Sure blame it on the NY guy:devil: LMAO You could have deleted it but you didn't:don't know why: you forwarded it :laugh::laugh::laugh: boys will be boys :HappyWave::HappyWave:

[DarkSkies]

This is like the blind leading the deaf

:moon: :laugh: :clapping:




Sure blame it on the NY guy:devil: LMAO You could have deleted it but you didn't:don't know why:


.....said the instigator of the demented crew! :cool: :HappyWave:

[nitestrikes]

I drink 2 cups a day.
King size?:laugh:
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[dogfish]

Dark, sounds like a man-crush to me. You 2should keep that stuff in the closet. Disturbing, to say the least.:ROFLMAO :HappyWave:
Im bored too, can you goofballs include me in the text chain?

[storminsteve]

man-crush

When is the wedding?:laugh:
Should we bring flowers, lube, or big wood?

[cowherder]

Big wood, good one steve.:clapping:

[rip316]

Ok, here's the story. After Dark sent me the picture message, that by the way was GROSS, I wanted to play a joke on him. I sent him a text from my phone pretending to be my wife. This is the text. This is jimmy's wife. I sometimes look through his phone to keep tabs on what he is doing. I saw that disgusting pic you sent him and I would really appreciate it that you stop sending him stuff like that. Ok, now this is where it gets good. I forwarded the text to Speedy and Cardoc so they could enjoy the gag as well, they were hysterical. Dark calls me back shortly after recieving the text and asks me if she was really pissed and also asked if I was kidding around. I told him that It was her that sent the text and that she was pissed. He asks me to put her on the phone. I had the phone on speaker the whole time and when I went to give the phone to her she was saying qiuetly no, that she didn't want to talk. I whispered to her, please please to just play along and she did. My wife played it off to a T. Dark got so nervous that he tells her that I send him worse stuff than that. Totally throwing me under the bus. ( thanks for that one Dark). Anyway, he is totally embarrased when we all strat laughing. He tells me not to expect any calls from him anytime soon. I got him GOOD.
That's the story and hope you guys enjoyed it as much as I did.

[storminsteve]

:clapping::clapping:Ha ha great story and your wife totally went along with it? You're sick!:thumbsup:

[rip316]

:clapping::clapping:Ha ha great story and your wife totally went along with it? You're sick!:thumbsup:

This is not over, not by a longshot. Without my wife playing along it would not have worked. I bet he was $hitting his pants as he was reading the text. hahahahahahahahaha.

[seamonkey]

Hey put me in the text message chain too Dark! I dont care how nasty they are keep them coming! Funny stuff guys!

[porgy75]

While he drinks the coffee he uses his favorite cup to his favorite video.

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[surfstix1963]

Ah the womans lower anatomy always starts trouble with men but we just keep coming back for more and you think coffee is a bad addiction.:laugh::laugh::HappyWave:

[speedy]

:wheeeee:you think coffee is a bad addiction. naaaaaaa:scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::s cared::bigeyes::banghead2::idea:

[rip316]

Ah the womans lower anatomy always starts trouble with men but we just keep coming back for more and you think coffee is a bad addiction.:laugh::laugh::HappyWave:


I am mo st definitely addicted to the womans lower anatomy. As a matter of fact, the whole entire anatomy.

[DarkSkies]

Look, Rip, ya know the way I was raised. When a woman says she's upset about something, I gotta step up and apologize if I'm the one who caused it.http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/images/icons/icon9.png I could hear your wife giggling as she passed the phone back to you. I kind of knew I was being set up. As for throwin ya under the bus, we've been in 3-way before when I heard you bust out with some real disgusting chit, and your wife is cool with it. So in this incident I thought maybe ya left yer ballz at the altar. :laugh:

The bottom line, ya got me fair and square. :kicknuts: :clapping::clapping:
There will be no retribution, we all need to laugh a little more. Pebbles and I got a kick out of you punkin' me.

Touche bro, I really needed some comic relief this week. Keep em coming, it's all good. :clapping: :HappyWave:

[rip316]

You phuck with the bull you get the horns.

[finchaser]

Thank god I drink beer and not coffee this could have happened to me

[speedy]

whats wrong with coffee!!!!!..:bigeyes:..:banghead2:..:idea:..:whee eee:

[surfstix1963]

Can't live w/o it but beers good.

[rip316]

Can't live w/o it but beers good.


Beer is great. C'mon with this weather already, I need to get the eff out of this house and go somewhere besides work for crying out loud. Still have 3 weeks vaca to burn up.