You know you're e a surf fisher man when:

[madcaster]

Example: You can carry an 11 ft surf rod from the basement and out your door at 3 am in the dark and not hit a thing. But during the day,Carrying a 8 ft. ladder threw the same path. Hitting two walls, a chair and a light.

[finchaser]

:)when your wife leaves you then your hard core:clapping:oops been 25 years now allot of bass seasons

[madcaster]

Another Example: The core of engineers ask you to sweep out your truck at the beach help out beach replenishment

[DarkSkies]

:)when your wife leaves you then your hard core:clapping:oops been 25 years now allot of bass seasons


I know you all think I exaggerate the grouchiness of Fin here. One thing you can't exaggerate is the hours they used to put in at the rips, jetties, inlets, sea-walls, and surf line....Fin, Joe Melillo, Russ Wilson, Bobby Matthews, Mike Commune, and some of the other old-time NJ legends....

Fin would be gone for days at a time....:fishing:
and after one of those trips he came home and found his clothes on the front lawn....

So if he yells at ya for something (like you see him b-busting me all the time here...)....consider yourself lucky...for he's yelling at ya to save ya from doing something stupid,,,,something he probably did many times back in the day....:learn:

[DarkSkies]

You walk into your local Wa-Wa or 7-11 for some coffee after a long night of fishin....and you can't help noticing that even though there is a long line of people waiting....there is a clear space of about 3' both in front and back of you...because of the odors coming from your general area.....:upck: :ROFLMAO

[madcaster]

When your freezer has more bait then sea food

[finchaser]

In Darkski's house bait is seafood

[storminsteve]

In Darkski's house bait is seafood

:clapping::clapping::clapping::clapping::ROFLMAO

When you go to sit in your car and hook yourself because you accidentally left a plug laying around and your were not paying attention.

[skinner]

Another Example: The core of engineers ask you to sweep out your truck at the beach help out beach replenishment

Good one! Or when you have a camper that is parked every weekend at the street leading to the beach. That's hardcore.

[cowherder]

Maybe he is living at the beach? Or just has a lot of time on his hands.

[VSdreams]

Example: You can carry an 11 ft surf rod from the basement and out your door at 3 am in the dark and not hit a thing. But during the day,Carrying a 8 ft. ladder threw the same …. Hitting two walls, a chair and a light.


That's because you have to be careful your wife doesn't catch you sneaking out to fish again, after you promised her you would not, lol.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EGIH-x0SVc

[storminsteve]

^^ Haha good one VS, love that commercial! You are NOT GOING FSHING TODAY!!!!!! She is crazy looking but hot. I would do her in a NY minute!:drool:

[hookset]

She is crazy looking but hot. I would do her in a NY minute!:drool:
:heart:X2. I would marry that girl, if I wasn't already hooked up.

[DarkSkies]

Was out the other night, howling S winds, snotty as hell, most would say it was unfishable....there were a few quality fish and I stayed till I was ready to drop.....Got home, took a shower, went to sleep....with the TV remote in my hand....

My girlfriend woke up at 5am and wanted to change the channel, only it was locked in a death grip in my hands. She gently tried to pry it out of my hands by lightly tugging it....which to me felt like the taps of a bass...

In my deep sleep, I was imagining the tugging on the TV remote was a fish, tap, tap, light taps...tap tap...I reached back to set the hook with my arms, and she yelled at me pulling me out of that deep sleep....

"Hey what the heck is wrong with you...you're scaring me!" :scared:

Me:
"I'm so sorry sweetheart, I thought I was fighting a fish!"
One night in the life of a fishing addict.....







And I KNOW some of ya's had this happen to you too, out there.....so who wants to be man enough to fess up and say ya did this? http://www.thebassbarn.com/forum/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[ledhead36]

^^ Funny stuff, I've done that too!

[wish4fish]

haha stoopid funny i did it lol. i dream about cows one nite i fell off th bed cuz i dreamed i was fighting one

[hookset]

^^^ Did it,too!
VS dreams thanks for posting that ugly stik commercial, that chick is smoking hot!

[hookset]

:)when your wife leaves you then your hard core:clapping:oops been 25 years now allot of bass seasons


Ouch!

[pescador29]

haha stoopid funny i did it lol. i dream about cows one nite i fell off th bed cuz i dreamed i was fighting one



Yes me too.
Dreaming of fishing and you really think you have a big fish!

[williehookem]

Each time you click on the pic in the link here
http://now.msn.com/do-you-have-a-fishing-problem-heres-how-to-tell
it shows a different problem.
I liked the one that said the only phone apps you own are related to fishing and tides. haha thats me!


http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/AD/AAD8F7FC8FC3295F041F48C9A73CC_h316_w628_m5_cAcNKLg Uh.jpg (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


Every shirt you own has back vents or a rod-holder loop.
http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/76/6AAB21717E5F3BF135C6AB45EDB3D_h316_w628_m5_cMhsYXg OM.jpg (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


You think Guy Harvey is the greatest artist of all time.

http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/9B/C561289A274B4D409636B8E4B4167B_h316_w628_m5_cRqdho VOQ.jpg (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


You have at least five marine forecasts bookmarked on your computer. And on your phone. And on your iPad.

http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/newreply.php?do=postreply&t=8240 (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


You hit the snooze bar 15 times on a workday, but you're awake and out the door before 5 a.m. if the bite's on.

http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/newreply.php?do=postreply&t=8240 (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


You don't see anything wrong with wearing Crocs.

http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/newreply.php?do=postreply&t=8240 (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


You don't understand why more people don't want to talk about drag rating.

http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/newreply.php?do=postreply&t=8240 (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


You've shown a picture of a fish to someone who never asked to see a picture of a fish.

http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/newreply.php?do=postreply&t=8240 (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


You have no idea what's in your kitchen cabinets, but you could list every single thing that's in your Plano case.

http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/newreply.php?do=postreply&t=8240 (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


You've referred to a bad date as "catch and release."

http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/newreply.php?do=postreply&t=8240 (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


If you visit an aquarium, you spend your time looking for bait balls.

http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/newreply.php?do=postreply&t=8240 (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


You would probably buy a scented candle that smelled like Gulp juice.

http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/newreply.php?do=postreply&t=8240 (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


You've picked a vacation destination based on a fishing report.

http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/newreply.php?do=postreply&t=8240 (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


Lunkers, hawgs, swamp donkeys … you know at least 15 names for big bass.

http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/newreply.php?do=postreply&t=8240 (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


You've wondered aloud whether Captain Hook could gaff a mahi-mahi for you.

http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/newreply.php?do=postreply&t=8240 (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


You've actually nodded your head when seeing an "I'd Rather Be Fishing" bumper sticker.

http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/newreply.php?do=postreply&t=8240 (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


You keep a stack of "Saltwater Sportsman" magazines hidden in your dresser drawer.

http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/newreply.php?do=postreply&t=8240 (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


The only phone apps you have involve weather, tides or buoys.

http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/newreply.php?do=postreply&t=8240 (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


You have at least three designated bait coolers.

http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/newreply.php?do=postreply&t=8240 (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


You haven't owned a VCR in 10 years, but you still have (and will ALWAYS have) a box of Bill Dance videos.

http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/newreply.php?do=postreply&t=8240 (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


If you could figure out the logistics, you'd weigh your kids with your Boga grip.

http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/newreply.php?do=postreply&t=8240 (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


You've used your shoelaces to practice tying knots.

http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/26/63B757ABE83C9E79C26DF0AA1546AA.gif (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


You have no idea when your spouse's birthday is, but you know when trout season starts. And walleye season. And largemouth season. And ...

http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/27/FEF8E090987C1FDABF17F22968B.gif (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


... you do know when the bait shop owner's birthday is.

http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/A6/1B3FE95A447C37F5AE155311A49F15_h316_w628_m5_cbTfAl WlA.jpg (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


And there's nothing wrong with that.

24 signs that you're hopelessly hooked on fishing

1 day ago
OK, grab your phone for a second. Do you have more pictures of fish than you do of your family members? Does your wallpaper show a place where you have — or wish you had —dropped a line in the water? And is the only reason you have a password because you don't want anyone to find those GPS coordinates that lead to your secret fishing spot? Yeah, we thought so. It's easy to get hooked on fishing (and c'mon, you love it enough to ignore that terrible joke), even though fishing doesn't always lead to, you know, actual catching something. Before you look at today's marine forecast, check out these signs of a serious fishing addiction.

[hookset]

Each time you click on the pic in the link here
http://now.msn.com/do-you-have-a-fishing-problem-heres-how-to-tell
it shows a different problem.
I liked the one that said the only phone apps you own are related to fishing and tides. haha thats me!


http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/AD/AAD8F7FC8FC3295F041F48C9A73CC_h316_w628_m5_cAcNKLg Uh.jpg (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


Every shirt you own has back vents or a rod-holder loop.
http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/76/6AAB21717E5F3BF135C6AB45EDB3D_h316_w628_m5_cMhsYXg OM.jpg (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


You think Guy Harvey is the greatest artist of all time.

http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/9B/C561289A274B4D409636B8E4B4167B_h316_w628_m5_cRqdho VOQ.jpg (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


You have at least five marine forecasts bookmarked on your computer. And on your phone. And on your iPad. http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/26/63B757ABE83C9E79C26DF0AA1546AA.gif (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


You have no idea when your spouse's birthday is, but you know when trout season starts. And walleye season. And largemouth season. And ...

http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/27/FEF8E090987C1FDABF17F22968B.gif (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


... you do know when the bait shop owner's birthday is.

http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/A6/1B3FE95A447C37F5AE155311A49F15_h316_w628_m5_cbTfAl WlA.jpg (http://javascript<strong></strong>:void(0))


And there's nothing wrong with that.

24 signs that you're hopelessly hooked on fishing

1 day ago
OK, grab your phone for a second. Do you have more pictures of fish than you do of your family members? Does your wallpaper show a place where you have — or wish you had —dropped a line in the water? And is the only reason you have a password because you don't want anyone to find those GPS coordinates that lead to your secret fishing spot? Yeah, we thought so. It's easy to get hooked on fishing (and c'mon, you love it enough to ignore that terrible joke), even though fishing doesn't always lead to, you know, actual catching something. Before you look at today's marine forecast, check out these signs of a serious fishing addiction.


"and then a cold front came and ruined my pattern" LOL story of my life. :clapping:

How about you are watching a movie on TV and see the background is a local fishing hole that you have been to. Instead of paying attention to the bilkini chicks or the plotlines, you are wondering how the fishing is there right now?

[madcaster]

lol