Had enough of old man winter?

[storminsteve]

I have. It's suppose to be 55 tomorrow and then go back into the deep freeze once again. Im sick of the snow ice and cold. I say we kidnap old man winter take him out to sea and bury the old dude! Who's with me?:lynchmob:

[surfwalker]

I'm with ya ss. Spun out this morning on an entrance ramp to 287, heavy snow all over my house roof, gutters frozen, ice all over my steps, yeah I had enough. If we could get this old man winter and that singing fat lady in one spot, well, I always have a few bags of sackrete and 5 gal pails in the trunk. Not that I would use them for anything else that they were not intended for. Yeah, I had enough.

[Blazin420]

I with ya both!!! I work at a car lot were we sell all trucks,vans and SUVs..We have no less than 60 on the lot at one time..I have wiped them off,plowed,shoveled and had to get more trucks pushed out(by hand) and im SICK OF IT!!! wore my waders more times this winter than ever!! Im DONE!! Now we have 2 HUGE piles of snow just getting in the way..I havent had dry feet in a month!!Unless i had my waders on but cant wear them all the time i seem to get funny looks from the customers hahaha..Lets kill that old bastard!!! COME ON SPRING!!!

[Monty]

It's been 1 solid winter.
It's time to warm up.
I am tired of the cold and snow, definitely ready for spring.

[bababooey]

Aah you guys are a bunch of crybabies! When I was a kid we had snowdrifts that were 4 feet deep and we had to go to school through them. Did you notice how many school districts gave snow days recently? We are coddling our children. We should make them go to school in the ice and show toughen them up some.:viking:

[williehookem]

I dont think we are coddling them the ice has been pretty bad. A lot of cars have crashed all you have to do is drive along a main highway and see the cars in the ditches. Better safe than sorry. Your children are precious cargo.

[storminsteve]

and im SICK OF IT!!! wore my waders more times this winter than ever!! Im DONE!! Now we have 2 HUGE piles of snow just getting in the way..I havent had dry feet in a month!!Unless i had my waders on but cant wear them all the time i seem to get funny looks from the customers hahaha..Lets kill that old bastard!!! COME ON SPRING!!!

I hear you dude enough is enough. Opening day is less than 10 days away and the water will prob be almost frozen very tough to find them biting somewhere. Hey do you sell a lot of trucks in the winter or is it like sitting around watching paint dry waiting for a customer to come in?





If we could get this old man winter and that singing fat lady in one spot, well, I always have a few bags of sackrete and 5 gal pails in the trunk. Not that I would use them for anything else that they were not intended for. Yeah, I had enough.
haha now that's funny! We should get old man winter, the fat lady, give them both viagra, champagne, oysters, and unlimited rubbers and put them in a hotel room and lock it for the winter! Solve this problem real quick. If that doesn't work there is always the cement get it ready!

[albiealert]

haha now that's funny! We should get old man winter, the fat lady, give them both viagra, champagne, oysters, and unlimited rubbers and put them in a hotel room and lock it for the winter! Solve this problem real quick. If that doesn't work there is always the cement get it ready!


Can you imagine the spawn of those 2 characters? scary thought. I too am sick of this cold weather. Thinking of florida and sunny destinations now.

[Blazin420]

I hear you dude enough is enough. Opening day is less than 10 days away and the water will prob be almost frozen very tough to find them biting somewhere. Hey do you sell a lot of trucks in the winter or is it like sitting around watching paint dry waiting for a customer to come in?
Ya no its funny normally Jan and Feb are our slowest month..Then in march/april everyone gets there taxs and the weather gets nice and we are rocking! But for some reason i dont no if its the weather or what but we have been the BUSIEST we have ever been this year and not just the trucks/suv's our car lot is just as busy..Its kind of a PIA with all the snow and there is always some yo-yo that wants to test drive the van that is buried under 4ft of snow!!!! I figure it will be a slow bite also till well after St Pattys day..I guess we'll see soon enuff!



haha now that's funny! We should get old man winter, the fat lady, give them both viagra, champagne, oysters, and unlimited rubbers and put them in a hotel room and lock it for the winter! Solve this problem real quick. If that doesn't work there is always the cement get it ready!
Hahaha thats funny!! But scary at the same time like albie said!

[Blazin420]

My response got stuck in the quote dont no how that happened :0

[hookset]

:mad:I am so sick of this ****! 2 bone jarring drops into evil potholes today. That was despite being careful. They really sneak up on ya. I'm going to need alignment once the snow and rain are done.

[bababooey]

^^^^^^ just read this, you may be able to get the state to pay for it.
From news12.com


Pothole damage on state roads may be eligible for reimbursement through Treasury DepartmentOriginally published: February 19, 2014 7:31 PM
Updated: February 19, 2014 8:40 PM





The harsh New Jersey winter this year means costs to maintain the state's roadways is skyrocketing, and that includes reimbursing drivers for damage to cars that have fallen victim to potholes. (2/19/14)
Numbers & Links
Pothole Claims
The number to call to file pothole damage claims is the Division of Risk Management at (609) 292-4347 between the hours of 8:30 a.m. and 4:30 p.m.
Dept. of Transportation (http://www.state.nj.us/transportation/commuter/potholeform.shtm)

EDISON - The harsh New Jersey winter this year means costs to maintain the state's roadways are skyrocketing, and that includes reimbursing drivers for damage to cars that have fallen victim to potholes.
Potholes have opened up across the state after weeks of fluctuating temperatures and constant plowing.
Richard Seidman, of Hoboken, says damage to his tires will cost him $400. He says he's not alone. "I realized right away my tire blew out. Pulled over and four cars in front of me doing same exact thing," he says. "I'd love to see if the state could do something for me. "
READ MORE: Transportation Stories (http://stripersandanglers.com/1.4264339)
Drivers with cars damaged on state roads are eligible to file a pothole damage claim with the Department of Treasury. Applicants have 90 days after the accident to ask for reimbursement.
Repair estimates or receipts and copies of police reports or photos of the damage may be required. Drivers must also include insurance information and the location of the accident.
Click here for advice on how to stay safe and protect your car from damage during "pothole season." (https://apps.midatlantic.aaa.com/siteapps/files/apps/safety/cms_release_content.asp?id=9211)
"Times are tough and money is money, and if i can get something back from state, I'm going to do it," Seidman says.
To get a claim form, drivers have to call the Treasury Department to have the form emailed to them.
Counties and towns have different policies for pothole damage on their roads.
The Treasury Department received 508 claims for reimbursement in 2012. The department received more than 1,400 in 2011, New Jersey’s last really bad winter. A spokeperson couldn't say how many of those claims were paid out, but he says all are investigated.

[storminsteve]

I would like to hear from someone who did that. Sounds tough but do-able

[7deadlyplugs]

The potholes near where I live are are ginormous some the size of small cars. wonder if the auto body shops don't rub their hands with glee every time it snows.

[Fishman]

haha now that's funny! We should get old man winter, the fat lady, give them both viagra, champagne, oysters, and unlimited rubbers and put them in a hotel room and lock it for the winter! Solve this problem real quick. If that doesn't work there is always the cement get it ready!


Good one, but the pic of that head in my head is too ugly!

[Blazin420]

I was just talking to a bud of mine about the pot holes yesterday he used to work the town by me and he said they RARELY rembursed people for the damages..Some tried to put in a claim but never got any thing back and the few that did were given 150$ which barley covers the cost of most tires now a days..and if your rim is bent forget it...Most of the times they used the excuse "it was AOG" or "Act Of God"!!! State roads may be different but i would count on them giving out to much money to people who suffered damages..I mean come on its Jersey! LOL

[Blazin420]

Plus it doesnt help that most newer cars are made with oversized rims and low profile tires..It doesnt take much to tear up a rim on some these cars now a days!

[cowherder]

^^^ Yeah some times the rims are worth more than the car itself whats up with that?

[rockhopper]

I bent a rim on a pothole today. It was only a steel rim nothing fancy but it took me 2 hours going down to the tire shop finding and getting a used rim for a decent price. Then you have to pay for tire mount and dismount and balancing. Winter sucks come on spring!:2flip:

[jigfreak]

What a superb weekend this was. Were slowly going back into the deep freeze. Mother naturs is toying with us.

[bababooey]

I'm down in sunny Fla for a week. No problems with sub zero temps down here!:moon: :HappyWave:
And when you get a lap dance in a strip club its a REAL lap dance if you know what I mean.:pig:

[hookset]

^^^^ Rubbing florida and real lap dances in our faces. *** is a "real" lapdance? Here's wishing you a bad sunburn and that some foul tasting crab infested public hairs end up in your mouth. Have a blast, dude.:2flip:

[storminsteve]

^^^^ Rubbing florida and real lap dances in our faces. *** is a "real" lapdance? Here's wishing you a bad sunburn and that some foul tasting crab infested public hairs end up in your mouth. Have a blast, dude.:2flip:

haha rofl! Yeah bababooey it would be too bad if your pecker got sunburned you would have no reason to live!:HappyWave:

[basshunter]

Sunburned penis ouch! Myself I hate the potholes. There are some near redlight cameras. You can tell they are bad as the traffic slows down in certain areas. If you go through one of those pothole infested stretches slowly and get nailed for a red light ticket do you suppose they might let you slide if you get to court?

[Monty]

I'm down in sunny Fla for a week. No problems with sub zero temps down here!:moon: :HappyWave:
And when you get a lap dance in a strip club its a REAL lap dance if you know what I mean.:pig:


^^^^ Rubbing florida and real lap dances in our faces. *** is a "real" lapdance? Here's wishing you a bad sunburn and that some foul tasting crab infested public hairs end up in your mouth. Have a blast, dude.:2flip:


:ROFLMAO x2

[Monty]

Well with the "heat wave" Sunday I took out a 9 foot rod and took 20 casts into a snow covered field.
First casts since the shoulder surgery, not bad. Still have a good ways to go with it, but a good start (20-40 yard casts (1/2 oz to 4 1/2oz)).

With the snow on the field I could actually work the plug a bit, side to side, slow walk the dog......And it got hung up on a hole in the snow so I "set the hook".
Can't wait for this winter to end and April to get here. Targeting mid April to fish now.

[bababooey]

^^^^ Rubbing florida and real lap dances in our faces. *** is a "real" lapdance? Here's wishing you a bad sunburn and that some foul tasting crab infested public hairs end up in your mouth. Have a blast, dude.:2flip:


:ROFLMAO x2



A real lapdance means anything goes it depends on the tip amount. You get a decent amount of time to finish what you started without the bouncer knocking on the wall or cublicle. So glad to hear your wishes for me. I may have crabs for dinner. The public hairs will come later. I know they will be tasty if they are dancing. The women I like are usually completely shaved or closely shaven with a small landing strip. Hoorah! I will have a blast just to honor you two, good times! :HappyWave: :plastered:

[bababooey]

With the snow on the field I could actually work the plug a bit, side to side, slow walk the dog......And it got hung up on a hole in the snow so I "set the hook".
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no trips to the hospital this time? What was in the hole?:)

[Monty]

no trips to the hospital this time? What was in the hole?:)
All is OK.....I missed the hit.

[rockhopper]

haha grinding lap dances, stanking pubic hair in the mouth and burned scrotum you fellas are sick! only a few more weeks till the season opens for us. You jersey guys suck you get to fish march 1 not fair. bababooey thanks for the laughs you're really twisted.

[storminsteve]

^^^^^^ Bababooey is the resident looney and trouble maker. Would love to be a fly on the wall at his place. I think he parties a little too hard though. Capt Morgan in training.:laugh: :HappyWave:


All is OK.....I missed the hit.
Not a good hookset? Strike twice next time you'll land it!:HappyWave:

[dogfish]

^^^^^^ Bababooey is the resident looney and trouble maker. Would love to be a fly on the wall at his place.

yeah just make the wall hasn't had something splattered on it.

[surferman]

rolfmao!!!!!

[storminsteve]

I hit a pothole today that was so deep it knocked one of my fillings out. It was unavoidable as it was in one of those redlight intersections and I had to move quickly before the damn scam cam took my picture. I know winter is not over yet but please give us a break! Those redlight cams are terrible and if you are giving tickets out based on that then you should have some basic public works crews out there filling in the worst potholes in. My commute home tonight was horrendous because of some of those pothole laden streets. Don't we deserve any services for the high property taxes we are paying?:2flip:

Now I have to go the the dentist eff those cams and the greedy town officials that won't fix the potholes in the redlight cam areas.

[Monty]

I hit a pothole today that was so deep it knocked one of my fillings out. It was unavoidable as it was in one of those redlight intersections and I had to move quickly before the damn scam cam took my picture. I know winter is not over yet but please give us a break! Those redlight cams are terrible and if you are giving tickets out based on that then you should have some basic public works crews out there filling in the worst potholes in. My commute home tonight was horrendous because of some of those pothole laden streets. Don't we deserve any services for the high property taxes we are paying?:2flip:

Now I have to go the the dentist eff those cams and the greedy town officials that won't fix the potholes in the redlight cam areas.

Jeesh, that sucks.
I have a cracked windshield, small rock mark (was fine for 6 months) is now the complete length of the windshield.
Not sure if it was a jarring pot hole (which I have hit a bunch of), but it took 3 days last week to go the complete length.,,and will be replaced this Saturday.

[DarkSkies]

Steve, so sorry to hear of the mishap......sometimes in life we are looking for some understanding, and the bluebird of happiness takes a dump on our head....:don't know why:...hope things work out at the dentist....




Well with the "heat wave" Sunday I took out a 9 foot rod and took 20 casts into a snow covered field.
First casts since the shoulder surgery, not bad. Still have a good ways to go with it, but a good start (20-40 yard casts (1/2 oz to 4 1/2oz)).

With the snow on the field I could actually work the plug a bit, side to side, slow walk the dog......And it got hung up on a hole in the snow so I "set the hook".
Can't wait for this winter to end and April to get here. Targeting mid April to fish now.


no trips to the hospital this time? What was in the hole?:)


All is OK.....I missed the hit.

Another case where you "missed the big one" :boring:
:laugh: Gotta sharpen those hooks, pal......I want to see at least one 20# hooked with your hookless hogys this year..:rolleyes:..if ya can't manage that...at least hook yourself in the shirt or foot.....and if you're gonna do it make sure you take pics....:) :kiss: :moon: :HappyWave:

[Monty]

Another case where you "missed the big one" :boring:
:laugh: Gotta sharpen those hooks, pal......I want to see at least one 20# hooked with your hookless hogys this year..:rolleyes:..if ya can't manage that...at least hook yourself in the shirt or foot.....and if you're gonna do it make sure you take pics....:) :kiss: :moon: :HappyWave:

I'm in mid season form....:HappyWave:

[storminsteve]

^^^^^^^^^^haha lol theres no telling what monty will be bringing in at the end of his lines this year.:HappyWave:

[bababooey]

Would love to be a fly on the wall at his place. I think he parties a little too hard though. Capt Morgan in training.:laugh: :HappyWave:


Steve what can I say. Capt Morgan has nothing on me. I taught him everything he knows. Ever see the dos equis spokesguy the most interesting man in the world? One of my students as well. I'm about to go to dinner and then it will be stripper heaven till the wee hours. Yahoo!:plastered::pig: :HappyWave:
Hey how is the weather up there? Someone told me its cold as hell. Are you gents freezing your balls off?:laugh:

[stormchaser]

More snow forecast this weekend. raise your hands if you had enough.




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[bababooey]

I'm back did you suckers miss me?:HappyWave:
What fun the sunny days and giltter filled nights with the soft skin, supple bodies, and fountain of youth everyhere. Lap dances galore and good food to boot what more could a man ask for?:drool:

[jigfreak]

giltter filled nights with the soft skin, supple bodies, and fountain of youth everyhere. Lap dances galore and good food to boot what more could a man ask for?:drool:

dude if I didn't read your other thread about hookers this could almost be seen as gay porn. Next time post a few words about the t*tties, thanks.

[bababooey]

Do you need a road map to the female body?:huh: I'll pick one up for you next time at wawa.:laugh:
Is this what you're referring to?
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