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cowherder
07-29-2014, 05:46 PM
I was shopping at walmart after work yesterday and on the way out saw a small pigeon trying to eat a big piece of bread. I thought I would help it out and broke into smaller pieces. Within seconds about 10 seagulls swooped in and ate every piece that I broke up leaving only crumbs for the pigeons and smaller birds.
So fill in the blank - what do you think of seagulls?
Seagulls are the ______________ of the bird world.

surferman
07-29-2014, 06:42 PM
bullies

jigfreak
07-29-2014, 06:44 PM
welfare cheats, obama voters

wish4fish
07-29-2014, 07:09 PM
biggest poopers lol! u dont want a sea gull to poop on u its like a whole load of thick gravy or jizz its so nasty. i hate them damn birds! an they will steal all ur bait too as soon as ur back is turned

finchaser
07-29-2014, 08:40 PM
DarkSki's

dogfish
07-30-2014, 09:32 AM
biggest poopers lol! u dont want a sea gull to poop on u its like a whole load of thick gravy or jizz its so nasty. i hate them damn birds! an they will steal all ur bait too as soon as ur back is turned


Yep they are the worst

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doe68omm8BA

J Barbosa
07-30-2014, 09:08 PM
Lmao Dogfish, poop blitz!

jigfreak
07-31-2014, 09:44 AM
Belmar a few summers ago eating lunch outside on the sidewalk. I love to eavsedrop on conversations they can be quite interesting. One of these ladies that looks like she bought all her clothes from designers was going on and on how Belmar has poor quality people. Says it's nothing like when her and her husband summer up in the Hamptons. Such an elitist b****. Halfway through her rant about us low class NJ people a seagull flies over and the turd bomb promptly lands on her shoulder. It was hilarious I could not stop laughing. Pure karma.

porgy75
08-29-2014, 10:55 AM
scavengers. They eat everything

williehookem
08-31-2014, 07:07 PM
freeloaders