and he rigged the eel, tossed it into the rip
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and he rigged the eel, tossed it into the rip
Then he fell into the water.:d
Trying to retrieve his catch.
he realized his line was caught
around his his rod tip.
As he was fixing his line, a giant
Bass surfaced in front of him
Which gave Dark the finger and said effumall
for sending rip nasty texts and getting his wife all pissed lmao:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::HappyWave:
then she said go put seamonkey on the texing chain too dark lol
So you can let him get some smut ask his wife first
Then when Pebbles found out Dark was sending smut pics, all hell broke loose. This is too funny.
She said you perv :beatin::beatin::beatin::beatin::beatin: and he blamed surfstix those damn NY'ers:kooky::kooky::kooky:
Yes, he did blame Stix
cuz stix can take it
and Stix has big wood (or so he brags) :laugh: :HappyWave:
PS thanks for the laughs guys, really needed them this week. :thumbsup:
Yes he does and everyone wants some LMAOAttachment 13144
He has guys hoing for his plugs
I'm retiring I can't take it no more lol your turn Speedy
yes He has guys hoing for his plugs because he does freaken great work he s the pimpster
and you ho s better get to work get ur money makers worken
So the big bass ate the the big wood and......
then he came to shore and said you call this big wood i can get this wood a walmart come on guys the big bass said i am out of here i am going to VA.
to get some real big wood i am not going to waste my time with you small
fry money maker shakers maybe i will come back if you guys get your act together some day
and the big bass said cya ....
then rip said to cardoc lets go to the deli and get some sammiches because dark is not here ....
lmao
Sammiches were there to be had by all.
but rip&cardoc took all the sammiches so dark didnot get any..
and dark went to VA and they closed the bass season in VA so he turned around and
went to Cabelas to get new waders because the other ones were really smelly and was tired of hearing about it from Finchaser, so he then....
Its about effin time you got rid of those smelly damn waders I don't know how the hell rip and cardoc eat sammies anywhere near those things
Back to the game. So he then drove back to NJ in search of some swans.....
but they where all gone speedy swannapped them ransum for some sammiches and coffee lol..
:ROFLMAOAt the last second Dark decided to have none of it and decided he would rather have big wood, than swans.:ROFLMAO
As he was getting ready for the big wood, Rip walked in with a banana.
tmb.....wtg take it easy on him:ROFLMAO:ROFLMAO:ROFLMAO:ROFLMAO:ROFLMAO:ROFLMA O:ROFLMAO:clapping::clapping:
When Dark saw Rip with the banana he didn't know what to think so he offered to buy him a sammich
(Man, even on Valentines weekend, after buying my sweetheart Pebbles a bunch of beautiful flowers, I still get no respect!!! :embarassed: Might as well roll with it, this thread is hilarious. Thanks for the laughs, guys and girls. :clapping::clapping::clapping: :thumbsup: :lookhappy:
....and Dark said to TMB Rip, is that a banana you're eating, or are ya just glad to see me? :kiss::laugh:
Rip did the banana dance, while Dark played the guitar and tamborine. The gay wedding :rolleyes: was scheduled for the spring, first day of striped bass season, with swans attending,. and smelly bunker thrown in the air.:ROFLMAO
while the bunker came in to the harbors, with the water temps in the 40's, the cow bass followed them, and all ended up in in Oyster Creek.
Dark in his new waders and Rip were holding their rods :embarassed: neither with big wood