neverending fish story game

, but he had a thought that maybe I could swim after my plug.

so he put on the wetsuit and fins and swam after it. On the way out there he ran into a mermaid

And said the hell with the plug I'm going to try and get a tail dance from the mermaid theres no fish anyways:d

Did someone say mermaids?:pig:

the mermaid said: "Hey you smell like a fish want to have a go at a real dish? Just $20 per dance, how about it slugger?"

She said, I also offer takeout at for the night, the best you ever had, if only you treat me right.

but you would rather have striped bass instead of the saucy lass. You packed your gear and headed for Virginia.

Amazing mermaid pics bababooey really like them.
Back to the story:
when you got to virginia you found that the stripers were offshore with the tuna so you went down to mexico!

So on his way to Mexico, He was thinking about that mermaid and what it would have been if he used his 9 inch sluggo.

and that thought of his sluggo and the mermaid almost caused him to drive off the road

that mistake caused a wrong turn into a backwoods bayou region

Remembering episodes of Bear Gryllis man vs wild, he tried to figure a way out

he was hoping he could get his bearings before he had to drink his own pee:scared:

Not relishing the thought of that, he saw a bayou bar along the road and decided to stop for a few cold ones

as he stepped into the bar sounds of cajun music came to his ears.

With zydeco music in his head, he surveyed the inner scene around him

gimme a cutty & water,,,,

as the barmaid came back with his drink he wan't sure if he was in a trance or not, she was smoking hot!

and he said,your hips,legs and lips are WONDERFUL baby,,,,,

he said what are you doing after your shift

I am going to have a bubble bath then stay naked on my bed,,,,

I'm staying down the road a bit. Older motel run by the Bates family. Maybe we can have a drink when I get off my shift. stop by

So after her shift, she kicked back a shot of JD. Then cleaned herself up and headed to the old Motel down the road. Evey once in awhile as shes walking towards the old motels, she would scratch her crotch and hoping there would not be any issues.

after the last visit to the doctor and the shot of penicillin she vowed to be more careful

by keeping her legs wrapped around the outboard engine,,

its throaty growl sent her to heights of ecstacy

and it's 300 ponies kept her warm,wet and moving toward the offshore bar,,,

she wondered who she would meet that night as the sleek boat made its way to that bar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bc0WjTT0Ps


she didn't know it would be the most interesting man in the world. after they were properly introduced he asked her to go offshore outside the reefs to fish for some toothy critters

As they went offshore a storm was brewing, you could see the ominous black clouds

was this gonna be the perfect storm? should they turn back?

hell no! They were hardcore and in it for the pot of gold

they said a brief prayer to the sea gods and goddesses

and set off into the distance, with a following sea

hoping they would get just one chance at the fish of a lifetime