Doing okay, been out of work for some time now while I upgraded the body. Got me some new hips and cleaned up the knees a bit. May run some stuff by you in the near future. I need to finish what I started :embarassed:
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Shaky that is a Pooplitzer prize winning story.:wow:
Welcome to stripers & anglers. Look forward to seeing more like that.
man dark look at what hank and i started we will have to come up with some new ones i think there some good one up here:upck:
I know about the Mcdonalds happy meals.:rolleyes:
My point was that I never heard of anyone equating a Happy Meal with little brown turds, did that come from smoking medicinal herbs or does that kind of thinking come naturally?
Either way it's evil genius, totally sick thinking.:plastered::thumbsup:
No herb. I've told the story numerous times and never referred to the turds as happy meals. Writing is different. I wrote this a few years ago for a crapping thread on another site. It was buried fifteen pages in. My thinking is twisted, but I can't turn the writing on like everyone would like. That's why the thread went fifteen pages before I jumped in. It just pops into my head and then it's gone. Hard to explain.
The birds seemed real happy with them, you could tell by their chirping, really a no brainer. Probably had half the bull sharks in Naples circling underneath as well.:laugh:
If you put together half the characters on this site, (with me included of course ;)) you would have a series more worthwhile watching than the Bill Dance videos. It would be goofy, sick, and a blast all at the same time. You could even throw in a fish or 2. :d Anyone know any hollywood producers?
Welcome to the site Shaky. I look forward to more stories like that.
bump for one of the funniest threads on the site.
Talk about some crappy days! lol
Joe, a friend of mine, started a thread elsewhere.....some funny stuff, thought you people would appreciate it.....
How to Crap at the Beach....101....courtesy of Joe Lamberty......:viking:
WAAAAAAAAAY TMI Joe....:scared:
Been there done that.........
You too, Tidewalker.....WAAAAAAY TMI....I'm so glad you didn't go any further after you told us how fresh and clean it feels......:rolleyes: :HappyWave:
Food, fishin all night, energy drinks.....anyone ever add Spicy Spanish food to the mix?
Better off finding a hole in a jetty and marking your spot....then when some disrespecful mook comes out to mug ya and ends up standing and casting 3 feet from ya without even saying hello.....when he finally says "Man something stinks like A SS out here!".....you can point to where you made your deposit and say......"Yup, ain't it beautiful!!!" :wow:
** Note if you really like to fish alone at all times, practice this technique over and over...;)
Had to bring these gems out to the 2nd page, Joe, some of em are priceless...Good stuff, guys..:laugh: :HappyWave:
LOL! Dude I hope you are only playing with us and you would not crap in a hole in the jetty thats sick!
^^ Willie, this thread is for entertainment purposes only. :) A lot of the stuff we put out there about me, may be embellished....but truth be told....I'm getting older...memory is fading....I may or may not have done something like that in the past. ;) :HappyWave:
OOFAh!:upck:
rofl funny thanks!