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Hobo Shower....
When you fish all night, and are on the road, far from home...
You need to find a place to clean up in the morning....so you can get back to fishing without scaring people, or get on the road to work and make yourself look and smell :scared: presentable....
You find a place that has a relatively clean bathroom....
Go in there, hope they don't have a lot of traffic.....:kooky:
And scrub up your armpits, neck, face, wash your hair, and nether regions, with lots of soap and hot water....and if you have a portable razor, shave your ugly mug while you're at it so you don't look so scary....:laugh:
The trick is to do it quickly, and try to clean up after yourself so you don't get a lot of people staring at you.
Also talked about in the nomad fishing thread.
http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/...=nomad+fishing
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Bloody Skunk....
When a fishing effort results in no fish caught and blood is spewed in some way while fishing.
Similar to this report:
Started off 2 hours before leaving for the trip with one of my cats trying to jump over my shoulder and missing:huh:, no big deal, 2 scratches down the side of my face, bleeding stopped on 15 minutes:thumbsup:.
Started fishing bay side at 1:30 AM, fished for 30 minutes, saw lightning, headed back to the Honda, moved to the ocean, no lightning :thumbsup: Fished a few areas, worked way down the beach around a mile, was walking around end of a jetty and the sand caves in a foot or 2 :huh:, then 2 seconds later caves in further, I reach out onto rocks, slam reel on rocks, stop free fall. Climb out, fish more, work way back to Honda, no action (bleeding of ankle has stopped:thumbsup:). Decide to go bayside and scout out an area that I have never fished. Walking the shoreline to the area, there was a soccer game going on water side (its 8:30 AM), a guy is running right at me:huh:, I lower my shoulder and when he hits me he crumbles to the ground, gets up and apologizes (no blood :thumbsup:). I get to my spot wade pretty far out, no action but am happy just to be fishing.. I decide to try a different path to get to shore, all is well almost there and the next thing I know I go from a nice sand bottom to sinking in mud, climb out of the mud, retrace original path and get to land. Am finished fishing at 10:30. Bloody skunk for me. But live to fish another day :thumbsup:
I have been in sand that has been very soft, like quick sand. This hole I fell in was completely covered, very dangerous.
Well that's fishing,,,,,,,:fishing:
http://rocksimpson.com/images/2012_8_26_sand.jpg
http://rocksimpson.com/images/2012_8_26_hole.jpg
http://rocksimpson.com/images/2012_8_26_ankle.jpg
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Hail Mary to me
Telling yourself this is the last cast and you hook up ....
then you stay for another hour because your pumped up and hoping for another :kooky:
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^There is the first cast curst and the last cast curse. Right on madcaster. When I am going to leave and get a bump I have to stay another half hour hoping to get that fish. Usually never do, but sometimes you get lucky.
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First cast curse - when you go to fish for the evening and get a fish on your first cast. After that nothing. That is the first cast curse like a genie put a hex on you.
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Marathon man......
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Originally Posted by
finchaser
Hopefully he doesn't grow up to be you marathon man:huh:
Term used to describe a cantankerous, crabby, anti-social, argumentative, :( type A, surly, sarcastic, disagreeable (but somewhat tolerable if he doesn't smell too bad....:laugh: ) Goog fisherman who goes out in the night, in search of fish that may not really be there......
Although called many names by other fishermen, sometimes ending in "****er" :laugh:...and going by the pretentious and arrogant internet name of Dark Skies..:huh:
And someone who spends an inordinate amount of time at night, looking for a few fish, within a time frame far out of the ordinary for a normal fishing trip.....:kooky:
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Monty Marathon....
A Marathon fishing trip,
6 hours or more.......
with a Monty at the end....:laugh: :HappyWave: :thumbsup:
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Monty
Fished ocean side this morning,
1:00-10:00, one area, but miles of it. Caught a short striper on Mag-darter around 4:30 (just as it entered the white water). Then only one small blue a little after sun-up. Could see some small bait being harassed for about an hour after daylight. Was a little breezy out there for awhile after the sun was up.
Also around 3:00 I "caught" another wacky fish. Its been a real weird year fishing so far for me.
http://rocksimpson.com/images/2012_9_23_fish.jpg
No idea what this was.
http://rocksimpson.com/images/2012_9_23_surf.jpg
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Haha awesome! Dark I don't know why you down on yourself like that. You have a lot of knowledge and are a kickass fisherman who knows a lot of little things that work. Your advice helped me many times. I dont worry about what others think about me unless it's my family. Good job dude. I love the Monty Marathon too! might start using that term in my reports but I don't usually fish for 6 hours or more so I may not qualify.:rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by
DarkSkies
Monty Marathon....
A Marathon fishing trip,
6 hours or more.......
with a Monty at the end....:laugh: :HappyWave: :thumbsup:
:ROFLMAO :HappyWave:
Can't wait for Sunday early AM :fishing: :thumbsup:
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New term at the docks Albie's are referred to as Green Tuna by the mates on head boats ,sales to the Orientals are booming
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Originally Posted by
Monty
Bloody Skunk....
When a fishing effort results in no fish caught and blood is spewed in some way while fishing.
Similar to this report:
Started off 2 hours before leaving for the trip with one of my cats trying to jump over my shoulder and missing:huh:, no big deal, 2 scratches down the side of my face, bleeding stopped on 15 minutes:thumbsup:.
Started fishing bay side at 1:30 AM, fished for 30 minutes, saw lightning, headed back to the Honda, moved to the ocean, no lightning :thumbsup: Fished a few areas, worked way down the beach around a mile, was walking around end of a jetty and the sand caves in a foot or 2 :huh:, then 2 seconds later caves in further, I reach out onto rocks, slam reel on rocks, stop free fall. Climb out, fish more, work way back to Honda, no action (bleeding of ankle has stopped:thumbsup:). Decide to go bayside and scout out an area that I have never fished. Walking the shoreline to the area, there was a soccer game going on water side (its 8:30 AM), a guy is running right at me:huh:, I lower my shoulder and when he hits me he crumbles to the ground, gets up and apologizes (no blood :thumbsup:). I get to my spot wade pretty far out, no action but am happy just to be fishing.. I decide to try a different path to get to shore, all is well almost there and the next thing I know I go from a nice sand bottom to sinking in mud, climb out of the mud, retrace original path and get to land. Am finished fishing at 10:30. Bloody skunk for me. But live to fish another day :thumbsup:
I have been in sand that has been very soft, like quick sand. This hole I fell in was completely covered, very dangerous.
Well that's fishing,,,,,,,:fishing:
http://rocksimpson.com/images/2012_8_26_sand.jpg
http://rocksimpson.com/images/2012_8_26_hole.jpg
http://rocksimpson.com/images/2012_8_26_ankle.jpg
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Originally Posted by
DarkSkies
Monty Marathon....
A Marathon fishing trip,
6 hours or more.......
with a Monty at the end....:laugh: :HappyWave: :thumbsup:
Monty you should write a book on your travels, would be awesome. Like Gullivers travels but you could call it Googan travels.:clapping: :wheeeee:
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Originally Posted by
storminsteve
Monty you should write a book on your travels, would be awesome. Like Gullivers travels but you could call it Googan travels.:clapping: :wheeeee:
:ROFLMAO :ROFLMAO :ROFLMAO :ROFLMAO :moon: :HappyWave: :ROFLMAO
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Originally Posted by
Monty
:ROFLMAO :HappyWave:
Can't wait for Sunday early AM :fishing: :thumbsup:
Bring camera in case your leg gets bloody again.:HappyWave: Be careful. The forecast is excellent, you may even catch a fish.
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End of Day Bite....EOD Bite......
Common during Winter or Late Fall fishing.....
When water temps are lower, used to describe the phenomenon whereby fishing from the surf, and sometimes boats, will generally not turn on until the end of day nears, when the water surface temps have had a chance to be warmed a degree or two by the sun.....
Needle in Haystack fish....
Term used to describe tha one fish that doesn't conform to the sizes of the other fish being caught....the bigger or more unusual fish...Ex....looking for a 20# fish when the majority of fish being caught are schoolies.....
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Mud Bite, or Mud Flat Effect.....
In Spring or Early Spring Fishing. term used to describe the back bay action that may increase in intensity when the mud flats have been heated by the effects of a sunny day. This heat on the shallow mud flats causes activity in the mud by small worms, nematodes, and crustaceans, which in turn may cause an increase in feeding activity by the fish.
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Old Grouchy School.....(comparable to the School of Hard Knocks)
The life experience of getting pearls of wisdom, one at a time, whenever appropriate, with liberal amounts of profanity and name calling thrown in for good measure....:laugh:
Old Grouchy Basstard.....
When one attains a certain level of wisdom, knowledge, and perceptiveness. such as knowing that fish will not be caught in the 7' swells before and after a noreaster, one may be referred to in this manner.....and in the salt water fishing community, considered a term of respect for someone who is both a sharpie and has a set of balls big enough to tell it like it is.....no matter who is happy to hear it, or not.....:laugh: :clapping: :HappyWave:
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Hey I would go to old grouchy school if there was one. I bet it would be better than any class I ever took. Sign me up!
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Originally Posted by
storminsteve
Hey I would go to old grouchy school if there was one. I bet it would be better than any class I ever took. Sign me up!
Steve, you would be amazed at the subtle differences he does that increase his catches over others.....
Even among other old salts, he is usually the high hook for the trip......:fishing: :thumbsup:
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Googan Effect...when a googan/dillydock shows up and shuts the bite down.....:rolleyes:
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Hobo shower -
In addition to the nice place to eat, the bathroom was big, clean and spotless....
How to get this done....
1. Do it at a time when they are less busy, less peak periods.
2. Plan your attack, ie go to the bathroom quickly and get out to the sink when there is no one around.
3. If someone comes in when you are doing it, they will give you dirty looks, so your mission is to not let that happen.
4. Move with lightning speed and have the paper towels, etc that you will dry yourself with, all laid out ahead of time.
5. I am now at the point where I can wash my hair in the sink, then soap up my pits and darkest areas...:laugh:...all in about a minute....if someone comes in at most they will see my drying myself....all good.....
6. After you are on the road for more than 24 hours, fishing hard, getting some of the stink away from you....is priceless...you feel like a new man afterwards....:bigeyes:
** And make sure you are a good citizen and clean up after yourself in the bathroom...it only takes a few seconds to wipe down everything, mirrors, etc.....
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Originally Posted by
hookset
You're preaching to the choir finchaser. I hope every one of the cell phone tackle shop heroes quits and goes back to fluke fishing. **** them. :2flip: btw nice catches fellas.
From the David Letterman show, Things that might tell you you're an Internet Fisherman:
1. Your best catches came when your friends called or texted you to "Get down here NOW!"
2. Fishing more than an hour is boring unless there you can catch at least 2 50 pounders in a blitz. Otherwise, why bother?
3. Your biggest catches come from snagging and dropping bunker.
4. You always weigh in your big fish, even if you caught the same sized fish yesterday. Bonus points if you have at least five video weigh ins a month or update your friends on Facebook with your Epic fishing reports daily.
5. Your fishing reports are sprinkled with the word EPIC FISHING! anytime you caught more than 5 fish.
6. You consider yourself something of a striper expert. The minute they become hard to catch, you will be on the internet telling everyone how you are slaying those fluke. Your ego is so big you don't understand how much of a tool this makes you look like.
7. You post up reports like "fish on every cast" with regularity. You don't ask yourself how this is even possible to do, it's all good when you're an internet fisherman.
8. If it wasn't for clams, gulp, or bunker snags you wouldnt have any fish to eat.
9. If it wasnt for cell phones and texting you wouldn't be able to catch a fish. Reading the beach? What for?
10. You keep every fish you catch. Why worry about tomorrow, it's more important to hang that trophy today so your buds know you're the biggest swinging **** on the beach.
i would like to add to this definition. If you post every location you catch fish at on facebook, you are an internet fisherman.http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/...ons/icon13.png
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Dwarf finger pics- It's wild how different things look when you put them at exaggerated camera angles. Have seen that many times when a guy catches a fish and extends arms all the way out. A 5 lb tog turns into a 14lb monster. You know its been done by looking at the stubby dwarf fingers that the camera can't make sense of.
latest example
http://photos.nj.com/4504/gallery/se...ver/index.html
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hahaha internet fisherman lol very cool hookset!
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:thumbsup: well said hook. One of my very favorite definitions in this thread.
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Waiters - coined by Speedy....:thumbsup: :HappyWave:
Speedy had a funny take on it when I was talking to him the other day...he called them "Waiters".
I thought I didn't understand, thought he meant "Waders"...
He said...."No dude, it's WAITERS! The guys too lazy to actually fish until someone is hooked up, sitting there with the binocs, they WAIT till someone else hooks up and come running down, they are WAITERS! " :ROFLMAO
Great word Speedy. :HappyWave:
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It is sad that is what striped bass fishing in May and June has come to mean for New Jersey. I remember the days when you just went down and casted hoping to hook into a fish. I also remember the days pre-1990's when the bunker didn't gather up in enough numbers because the netters would swoop in and net them quickly as soon as they schooled up.
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Originally Posted by
buckethead
It is sad that is what striped bass fishing in May and June has come to mean for New Jersey. I remember the days when you just went down and casted hoping to hook into a fish. .
Thanks for your observations buckethead. I remember those days too. :HappyWave:
Blind Casting VS Fishing....:fishing:
I do not mean to down on people who use this term...as I am just as guilty of using it.....:(
Was talking to Jimmy Cousins the other day........
He mentioned how someone came into Giglios (Jim is there on Mondays if ya want to go down, bring him some coffee. and shoot the breeze....)
They said they got a nice fish "blind casting"....this turned into a conversation between me and Jim, about how these terms came to be....
Jim: "I dont understand blind casting. Back when I used to fish the jetties all the time, we didn't call it blind casting....we called it fishing!"
I agree with ya, Jim....:HappyWave:
I think that many things have changed in the game of fishing....one of the things that embarasses me most, is the mentality by some, that you have to see feeding or blitzing fish in the water to catch one......
I was just relating a story how..when I was first making the transition from bait fishing to plugging....I was alone by myself at the beach, one hot morining July 3...it was 75 degrees out....the water was about 70....it was bright sunlight...and it was the end of the ebb tide....we had very low water at that beach at that time.....
Of course, back then I didn't know that the night bite was better..;)...and I merrily set out casting my pencil popper.....for 20 minutes in the bright, sunny, July day......:kooky:
When I was starting to wonder if I would even catch a bluefish in that heat and sun, out of nowhere, a 23# bass (a giant to me, at that time...:drool:) comes lunging out of the water to eat my pencil popper!.....the adrenalin I felt at that moment..:headbang:.was higher than the highest high you could ever experience....it was off the charts,
to see that big head,
the disruption in the water,
feel the weght of the fish,
and realize that although I was an eternal googan, I had hooked the biggest fish, on artificials, in my fishing career, so far.....
My brain was going crazy with the dopamine receptors, flashes of light and excitement.....and the doubts I had in my abilities as a surfcaster....and my ability I would have to land this fish...and it being anything other than a fish story...if I couldn't get it in to prove to my friends and family I had managed to hook that fish.......
Kept telling myself....."Don't screw this up, Rich...keep pressure on the line,......no slack....pay attention...don't screw this up......you'll never forgive yourself if you lose her........don't screw it up you freaking Googan! :bucktooth:"
After a few runs, I managed to drag her up on the beach...and it was a helluva large fish for that day....in fact I later confirmed it was the only bass caught on that entire stretch of beach..for that day......Guys came running from all directions as I dragged her up on the beach.....(and yes I did weigh and eat that fish....at that time I didn't know as much as I do now, about fish conservation)
So what were the odds of finding that bass?....when the pickings were obviously so slim?....with no one else catching bass?...the only thing that seemed available were fluke and skates......
Yet the bass I caught was kind of what is described today as "blind casting".....
1. If I was waiting for a blitz, I would have never known that bass was there...
2. If I was more knowledgable, I would have not thought to fish for bass on July 3, at the bottom of a tide, water as warm as it was,,,,and the air as hot as it was.....
3. If I had the knowledge I have today....I would have been anywhere else but that beach, at that time, in that weather and conditions....but I would not have caught that bass, then..........
**My point to you folks.....as emphasized by the conversation with Jim Cousins....
I can't change the mentality of the new breed of anglers that is out there today...if that's the way they want to fish....and big fish in a blitz are the only thing that is important, or has value to them......so be it....
Even though we like to think we gain more knowledge as the years go by......and know when the optimal times to fish are.....there is something to be said for just going out there....and giving it your all, when you are fishing, instead of just standing around.......ya never know what you might find....on the end of your line.....:thumbsup: :fishing:
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That is a great story and a reason to keep blind casting lol. Thanks for sharing. btw I must be a googan too because I use that term as well..
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Originally Posted by
DarkSkies
Even though we like to think we gain more knowledge as the years go by......and know when the optimal times to fish are.....there is something to be said for just going out there....and giving it your all, when you are fishing, instead of just standing around.......ya never know what you might find....on the end of your line.....:thumbsup: :fishing:
How many last casts do you make sometimes?
There are times when I make 20 of them or more, I hate to leave the water.
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^^ I hear ya..:HappyWave:..I used to have a last cast rule...couldn't stick to it.....
If I have a few stops on the agenda for the night, I'm completely comfortable making only a few casts, and moving on to the other stops if I can't see any signs of life within those first casts, and working different levels of the water column....
Now, at the end.... I count a minimum of 10 or 20 last casts, if I think I should leave and there has been action during the night....
You never know when that random fish will find your plug....:fishing:
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Originally Posted by
DarkSkies
2. If I was more knowledgable, I would have not thought to fish for bass on July 3, at the bottom of a tide, water as warm as it was,,,,and the air as hot as it was.....
3. If I had the knowledge I have today....I would have been anywhere else but that beach, at that time, in that weather and conditions....[B]but I would not have caught that bass, then..........
Good thing I have no idea what I am doing.....everyone knows not to fish teasers with any types of poppers...
More tan a few times a bass or blue will take the teaser instead of the big plug when they are on small bait.
In dirty water when "blind casting" some times the popper gets the attention, the teaser gets the fish.
A few pics of "blind casting" caught fish
http://rocksimpson.com/images/2007striper_double.jpg
http://rocksimpson.com/images/2008_bass_blueb.jpg
http://rocksimpson.com/images/2009_blue_double_c.jpg
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^That was a most goog thing for ya to do....and it worked.....:kooky:
Ya never know till ya try.....:thumbsup: :HappyWave:
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Someone asked me about this, thought I would post my answer here as well......
Why do they call it Ebb or Flood tide?
Ebb tide is the outgoing tide, (the tide "ebbs" out of the inlets and bays)
Flood tide, is the incoming tide (the tide "floods" the inlets and bays)
Many use incoming and outgoing to describe tide stage. I'm old school. I use the ebb and flood terms most of the time because I feel they are more descriptive.
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I don't know if this is fishing, you can move it if you want but I found it hilarious. finchaser coined new terms the bengoog and shobiegoog. ds no offense but I heartily agree.:ROFLMAO
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Originally Posted by
finchaser
DS you are a true combo like a Bengoog. Then again more a shoobiegoog since you use to keep your sandmiches in with your bunker and clams
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^^ Thanks bababooey..:moon:.:HappyWave:
Fin's old friend Russ Wilson coined the term "dillydock" and was famous for the phrase:
"Thats as big as that fish gets."
http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/...e-thread/page2
We gotta find more ways to memorialize Fin in NJ Fishing History, while he's still around and full of **** and vinegar....:cool:
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Originally Posted by
finchaser
DS you are a true combo like a Bengoog. Then again more a shoobiegoog since you use to keep your sandmiches in with your bunker and clams
:moon: That's the best ya got? :2flip: :kiss: :HappyWave:
From the OGB...
Bengoog.....Hybrid word used to denote a combination of "Benny" and "Googan"
Loosely translated, it could mean
1. You are a Googan who lives far away from the water...trys to fish anyway...fails miserably at it..
2. You are a Benny, coming down to the shore on vacation...tries to catch fish..but always in the daytime.....and cannot seem to put the pieces of the puzzle together.
ShoobieGoog...
Similar to the above but using the word "Shoobie" in place of "Benny"
This is an insult of the highest order, and one thing to avoid being called...if you want to be taken seriously by other fishermen. :rolleyes:
**(see fishing terms dictionary for further clarification)
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from the thread on Epic SS bite of 2013
....This bite historically starts at Montauk, around the first fall noreaster, or the first week of Sept. (Although this pattern has not held for the past few years, looking back on historical data and logs, it holds true over large blocks of time.)
4. Striped bass season contraction....when there are less fish the season will seem less robust and be noticably shorter. That action which previously started in Sept, has been pushed back till October, and almost November......
This to me is one possible indication of the contraction of the total striped bass biomass....when you look at it in a historical perspective.....
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dilly city
A place where dillydocks assemble..
Thanks jigfreak
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Originally Posted by
jigfreak
Most of the guys I talked to said yesterday was far better. Insane crowds and dillydocks everywhere. The second one guy would unhook a bass 2 others jumped in to fill in his spot. One guy tried to do that to me and I told him I would fillet him if he tried. He ran away like a little girl and moved down the beach. By Saturday it will be dilly city.
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Monty
dilly city
A place where dillydocks assemble..
Thanks jigfreak
Monty check out this song I just composed. Axl Rose can now retire lol.
"Dilly City"
[Chorus: x2]
Take me down
To the dilly city
Where the waves are big
And the sandeels are pretty
Take me home
Just a' dilly
chasing internet reports so silly
I'm a hard case
that's tough to beat
I'm your charity case
So buy me somethin' quick
pork roll egg and cheese at Betty and Nicks! :drool:
Bass all over or so they say
You gotta-keep muggin'
for the fortune and fame
It's all a gamble
When its on at at Seaside
You treat it like a secret
Everybody's running cause its on!
[Chorus:]
Strapped in the ORV
Empty french fry wrappers
Why I'm here I can't quite remember
Oh yes Betty and Nicks said its on!
The surf club dudes are pushing and rude.
it's hard to move
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I'd have another cigarette
but I got to keep casting over the bar!
[Chorus]
So far away
on the Parkway
So far away
will it be on today?
Island beach has been torn apart
Toilets are filled, no room to fart
Turn me around and
take me back to Sandy Hook
I must be losin' my mind-
"Are you blind?"
I've seen it all a million times
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Originally Posted by
storminsteve
Monty check out this song I just composed. Axl Rose can now retire lol.
"Dilly City"
[Chorus: x2]
Take me down
To the dilly city
Where the waves are big
And the sandeels are pretty
Take me home
Just a' dilly
chasing internet reports so silly
I'm a hard case
that's tough to beat
I'm your charity case
So buy me somethin' quick
pork roll egg and cheese at Betty and Nicks! :drool:
Bass all over or so they say
You gotta-keep muggin'
for the fortune and fame
It's all a gamble
When its on at at Seaside
You treat it like a secret
Everybody's running cause its on!
[Chorus:]
Strapped in the ORV
Empty french fry wrappers
Why I'm here I can't quite remember
Oh yes Betty and Nicks said its on!
The surf club dudes are pushing and rude.
it's hard to move
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I'd have another cigarette
but I got to keep casting over the bar!
[Chorus]
So far away
on the Parkway
So far away
will it be on today?
Island beach has been torn apart
Toilets are filled, no room to fart
Turn me around and
take me back to Sandy Hook
I must be losin' my mind-
"Are you blind?"
I've seen it all a million times
That is awesome! Great. So far away. On the parkway.
LMAO
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^^^^ Cool song steve awesome parody.:plastered:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbm6GXllBiw