:thumbsup: I hope everyine remembered to vote today. The news said as of noon, only about 10% of eligible voters actually went to the polls. That's pretty sad.Quote:
Originally Posted by jigfreak
:thumbsup: I hope everyine remembered to vote today. The news said as of noon, only about 10% of eligible voters actually went to the polls. That's pretty sad.Quote:
Originally Posted by jigfreak
Typical Obama supporter.:laugh:
Sent in by OGB, thanks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i4AAmW04ko
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I was down in The Valley visiting a friend, when I saw a fundamentalist Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River one morning. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.
Along with him was an illegal Hispanic drug cartel member who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.
I knew if they didn't get help soon, they'd surely drown.
Being a responsible Texan, and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed both the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland Security.
It is now 4pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps. :don't know why: ;)
darn postal service, did you use those new forever stamps, that might b the problem.
Hey Fossil! :HappyWave:
I missed that post when ya first posted it.
Wishing you a belated happy New Year. I hope 2011 brings you and your family health, happiness, and some decent fish! :fishing:
Obama can't salute a flag for Chrisssake!
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Subject: Congressman & Little Girl
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> A Congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he
> turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you
> strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
>
> The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the
> total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
>
> Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming,
> universal health care, or the stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.
>
> "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you
> a question first.
>
>
> A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
> Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,
> and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
>
> The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
> Thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
>
> To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
> discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you
> don't know ****?"
>
> And then she went back to reading her book.
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Fw: Breaking News From Muslim Heaven !!
THIS JUST IN .............
OSAMA BIN LADIN has just met with the first of his 72 virgins that Allah promised
Justice! Would be even better if it was a fat guy and not a fat chick
Present for OGB....:HappyWave:
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At this point I think Capt Kangaroo would be better than Obama.
vote for Obama and your kid will be wearing this:scared:
Sent in by the Grouchy Basstid...I woulda made that grouch post it himself, but I'm just a sucker for a Johnny Cash tune....;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n8K5b3gFvI
The only thing that happened since osama got in is the change put us in a toilet bowl with no hopes of ever getting out until someone else gets elected.
I agree jigfreak. This is from Capt Al Ristori's Blog -Quote:
Originally Posted by jigfreak
http://www.nj.com/shore/blogs/fishin...or_to_san.html
On the way back to Baker's we saw a very strange sight. It appeared to be a giant golf ball coming down the river -- and that's what it turned out to be. A golf ball frame had been rigged over a Wave Runner. There was a picture of the President on the ball with a black stripe through it and the message "Nobama".
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Hi Mar FFM
Never forget. Damn straight
Snapped these for finchaser. They were demonstrating on the street looking to get the word out.
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Anagrams
E-mails I've received in a while.
Someone out there
Must be "deadly" at Scrabble.
Wait till you see the last one!
It's going to be hard to top because
It fits to a "T"
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
AND FINALLY?.
FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
*PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
When you rearrange the letters:
"An Arab Backed Imposter?
Bet your friends haven't seen this one!
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Originally Posted by finchaser
hah hah very good- especially that last one!
worst president ever
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Originally Posted by finchaser
This one is for you finchaser.
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Christmas lights
LOL!!!!:clapping: :clapping:
NEW Screen Saver
http://media.y8.com/system/contents/...ling_Obama.swf
hanoi jane
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OMG that was funny as hell! I didn't realize you can make him move. I thought he was just falling among those vote for obama globes. If you put the cursor on his head, you can make him dance like a chicken or give himself a BJ. Awesome thanks for sharing.Quote:
Originally Posted by finchaser
Saw this in a walmart parking lot finchaser. Thought you might get a kick out of it.
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