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I want to be a regular too. I don't catch as many fish as some of you here, but I have been around for some years and learned a lot. If there is a regulars club will you be taking applications? will there be trophies at the end of the year? You know, they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. People must be insanely jealous that they have fo focus on the reports instead of fishing. Get out there and fish! btw love that buckethead, haters gonna hate cause all they do is masturbate!:clapping: :clapping:
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DS it appears you have a stalker. Someone capable of such hatred that 5 years have passed by and he just can't let go from you. So romantic, sounds like a gothic romance novel. He could be dangerous, especially if he has guns. You might want to notify the authorities this time, or just let him give you a BJ and be over it.:laugh:
Also a question, will it cost a lot of dough to change the site name to www.stripersandanglers "and regulars".com?
Do I get a special discount here if I am a regular? Will there be cake and pie?:ROFLMAO
I love that you lads are catching. Truthfully a little jealous, but keep up the good work. May the regulars continue to catch.
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dogfish
You might want to notify the authorities this time, or just let him give you a BJ and be over it.:laugh:
Also a question, will it cost a lot of dough to change the site name to
www.stripersandanglers "and regulars".com?
Do I get a special discount here if I am a regular? Will there be cake and pie?:ROFLMAO
^^I want in if there is cake and pie. I'll bring the beer and shots.
I know this aZZhat. He lives in ocean county. He's so angry because he can't fish IBSP any more. He is a little napoleon dude, very short, 150lbs soaking wet. We have mutual friends. He couldn't get laid in high school because he was so creepy. His brother is a cop. He wanted to be a cop in the worst way, but never made the grade. Lots of anger there but he is just a harmless creepy guy. Don't worry about him. Next time I see him I'll give him a funny look and he'll scamper away like a B**ch. Let me know if he causes any more trouble.
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On 2nd thought dark like dogfish said maybe he does have a crush on you. You should let him give you a BJ. It could be the highlight of his life.:laugh:
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Hey I was only joking jigfreak. You would think after 5 years the guy would have other things to occupy his time. buckethead, a long long time ago, when dark was the defender of truth and justice on the internet, there was a fall from grace. Alas, dark was no longer to sit at the table of good and plenty. So he packed his bags, moved to Beverly Hills, struck gold, and that's the story.
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:( Mea culpa for the accusations. I hope I didn't add any fuel to the fire here. I usually quit fishing in November, and you guys are mostly correct I don't surf fish that much. If I can do it from the truck it makes a lot more sense. Climbing the beaches and jetties, hardly ever. And certainly I would never fish in the freezing cold that some of you surf nuts do.
I did some research this time. Al ristori mentioned this surf bite. And for you to get mentioned on another site, dark skies, well that's just a lot of recognition that you guys do know where and when.:thumbsup: Some folks apparently are jealous. I hope I didn't have anything to do with that. Again, my apologies, and sorry if I ruffled any feathers. It seems some of the members here are about 1 week ahead of the others in terms of finding the fish. Keep up the good work and I would be glad to buy any of you a beer any time.:HappyWave:
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dogfish
A long long time ago, when dark was the defender of truth and justice on the internet, there was a fall from grace. Alas, dark was no longer to sit at the table of good and plenty. So he packed his bags, moved to Beverly Hills, struck gold, and that's the story.
I have a better story, here you go:
The action begins with DarkSkies and his fellow rebel angels who are found chained to a lake of fire in Hell.
They quickly free themselves and fly to land, where they discover minerals and construct Pandemonium/ www.stripersandanglers.com, which will be their meeting place.
Inside Pandemonium, the rebel angels, who are now devils, debate whether they should begin another war with God.
Dogfish suggests that they attempt to corrupt God’s beloved new creation, humankind.
DarkSkies agrees, and volunteers to go himself.
As he prepares to leave Hell, he is met at the gates by his children, Bunker and Porto-John, who follow him and build a bridge between Hell and Earth.
In Heaven, God orders the angels together for a council of their own.
He tells them of Dark Skies’s intentions, and the Son volunteers himself to make the sacrifice for humankind.
Meanwhile, Dark Skies travels through Night and Chaos and finds Earth.
He disguises himself as a GOOGAN to get past the Archangel Finchaser, who stands guard at the sun.
He tells Finchaser that he wishes to see and praise God’s glorious creation, and Finchasser assents.
Dark Skies then lands on Earth and takes a moment to reflect.
Seeing the splendor of the East Coast Striped Bass, brings him pain rather than pleasure.
Dark Skies leaps over Paradise’s wall, takes the form of a cormorant (a large bird), or a swan, and perches himself atop the Tree of Striped Bass.
Looking down at Dark Skies from his post, Finchaser notices the volatile emotions reflected in the face of this so-called cherub and warns the other angels that an impostor is in their midst.
The other angels agree to search the Garden for intruders - but Dark Skies escapes in a garbage truck. :upck:
Then he roams the land, like Mel Gibson in Road Warrior, a man without a country - :HappyWave:
(as adapted from Paradise Lost) - please remember to tip the bartenders.:laugh:
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:clapping::clapping::clapping: Awesome prose bababooey! rofl!
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bababooey
The other angels agree to search the Garden for intruders - but Dark Skies escapes in a garbage truck. :upck:
Then he roams the land, like Mel Gibson in Road Warrior, a man without a country - :HappyWave:
:clapping: :clapping:Best part, lol.
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bababooey
It seems some of the members here are about 1 week ahead of the others in terms of finding the fish. Keep up the good work and I would be glad to buy any of you a beer any time.:HappyWave:
Only the regulars.:rolleyes:
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storminsteve
:clapping::clapping::clapping: Awesome prose bababooey! rofl!
X2 :thumbsup:
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vpass
awesome prose bababooey! Rofl!
X2 :thumbsup:
x3 :ROFLMAO
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way to go Baba DS is out there tonight rod in one hand and a bar of soap in the other
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Bababooey you should write TV pilots. The other day I wanted to smash your head. Today it's somehow all good with the saga. Only sorry you didn't put my name in it. Funny stuff. :clapping: :clapping:
Report from a "regular" - fished last night. The seas weren't that bad. Fish were around. Picked up 5 to 11#. Swimmers and bucktails. All released.
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Picked up 6 to 10# tonight. Swimmers and bucktails again, what they wanted. Outgoing tide. Water cleaned up nice. all released.
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buckethead
an internet fishermen was talking about your forum on another site this morning, dark. I don't know what you did over there because your site name got censored?
The quote:
"On ******************.com, the regulars are slaughtering (oops) 20 to 30 shorts a night."
Haters are all over. The guy who was talking about you never fishes, never posts a report, and has nothing but negativity. Haters gonna hate, cause all they do is masturbate.:laugh:
My report - fished this morning and I did NOT catch 20 to 30 fish. I should just quit now.:2flip: :ROFLMAO NOT! :HappyWave:
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jigfreak
I know this aZZhat. He lives in ocean county. He's so angry because he can't fish IBSP any more. He is a little napoleon dude, very short, 150lbs soaking wet. We have mutual friends. He couldn't get laid in high school because he was so creepy. His brother is a cop. He wanted to be a cop in the worst way, but never made the grade. Lots of anger there but he is just a harmless creepy guy. Don't worry about him. Next time I see him I'll give him a funny look and he'll scamper away like a B**ch. Let me know if he causes any more trouble.
I know him too jigfreak. Used to see him at Island Beach a lot. I'll give you a little idea of the kind of guy he is. After a morning or afternoon, the fishing often slowed down. You either leave or look for some of your friends and see what they are doing. There are a few groups. We all know each other. We talk about what we caught, if the fishing was good, bad, etc. Well, no matter how good you did, this guy would somehow have done better. You caught 9? He got 11. You had a great day and got 15? He got 19. So don't worry about haters like that, dark. they are so full of anger they are choking on it. He always had to be the top dog, and we knew he was lying. I don't know what his beef with you is but he is an oddball.
Oh, and he was creepy too, def agree.
nice going buckethead. Good job guys, catch them up.
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DarkSkies
3. I can say this because I know the waters I fish like the back of my hand...if something happened to me tomorrow that I became blind or crippled I could still find fish, if I could get out there....but it has taken many years to be able to put the conditions and tides together that one will find fish on..and many years of not catching regularly, to learn when it's time to move on.....
4. Folks may not realize that I often make from 5-8 different stops a night to find the fish...
5. I push it so hard when I'm out there that frequently I don't have enough energy to drive home and have to pull over somewhere to get an hour or 2 sleep. There is no half-a**** effort when I'm out there...I put all of my energy into finding the fish.....even talking takes up too much energy...
6. It's all about the quest to find that 1 fish in 1000 that no one thinks is there....
**Some of you have mentioned me being obsessive.....I have to admit to that...:kooky: :laugh:...
I am obsessive about
a. different types of forage,
b. tides,
c. presentation,
d. feeding windows,
e. duration,
f. swell,
g. water temps..
h. and logging it all.....
these are the things that allow me to catch more than one, once I find them.....
*************
Remember folks, it's not about when you want to fish....
It's about when the fish want to feed......
"The fish wait for no one......" :learn:
DS that post above says it all, you don't need to explain to anyone. And the last 3 lines more than anything else. Anyone can catch one or 2 fish. If you want more you have to be there when they have the feed bag on.
I have been reading your posts for years, when you were on the other site as well. You tell it like it is. The effort you put into fishing is obvious. I have to say if I did that I would be divorced though. I don't think I have ever read another report that goes into as much detail as yours do. I also remember when your reports were like 1000 words long too. Seems you have shortened it up a bit over the years. If someone reading your report can't gain some insight they have no reading comprehension. Keep up the good work. Don't worry about the oddballs out there. There will always be some no matter what. Happy belated New Year to you and your wife.
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Nice going buckethead!:clapping:
I'm confused about what the regulars are on this site now, it's getting too complicated.:huh: :laugh:
You have the whole subset of anglers from stripers and anglers.
You have the surf guys.
You have the boat guys.
You have the old grouchy basstards like finchaser.
You have the smelly basstards like dark.
You have the old crabby basstards like surfstix.
My mind has so many questions -
Can you be a grouchy basstard and a regular too?
Can you be a crabby basstard and a regular?
Can you be a smelly basstard, and a googan, or can you only be a dillydock if you are a smelly basstard.
What if you are a regular, and really don't like being called a regular? Can you apply for a name change so you have a cooler name, like hardcore surf guy? I kinda like that. :viking: So if I can be included with all you regulars on here, could I have the extra title of hardcore surf regular? I would really like that, would be much appreciated.:rolleyes:
Maybe monty can draw a flow chart.
by the way, I fished nomoco today on the outgoing, 4 bass to 27 1/2 " on a yellow bomber. The wind was shifting to northwest by nightfall.
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Originally Posted by
storminsteve
Nice going buckethead!:clapping:
I'm confused about what the regulars are on this site now, it's getting too complicated.:huh: :laugh:
You have the whole subset of anglers from stripers and anglers.
You have the surf guys.
You have the boat guys.
You have the old grouchy basstards like finchaser.
You have the smelly basstards like dark.
You have the old crabby basstards like surfstix.
My mind has so many questions -
Can you be a grouchy basstard and a regular too?
Can you be a crabby basstard and a regular?
Can you be a smelly basstard, and a googan, or can you only be a dillydock if you are a smelly basstard.
What if you are a regular, and really don't like being called a regular? Can you apply for a name change so you have a cooler name, like hardcore surf guy? I kinda like that. :viking: So if I can be included with all you regulars on here, could I have the extra title of hardcore surf regular? I would really like that, would be much appreciated.:rolleyes:
Maybe monty can draw a flow chart.
by the way, I fished nomoco today on the outgoing, 4 bass to 27 1/2 " on a yellow bomber. The wind was shifting to northwest by nightfall.
Definately DARK, smelly basstard, googan, and a dillydock rolled up in to one basstard :ROFLMAO
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This is great stuff.:ROFLMAO