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I'm Speechless.
Finchaser that is hilarious.
Dark, well............
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I have nothing to contribute to this thread.
I'm Speechless.
Finchaser that is hilarious.
Dark, well............
:clapping::clapping: Finchaser that is priceless! Now if it could only render Dark speechless, he might actually save on stripers and anglers bandwidth.:laugh:
Sorry Dark you made that one too easy!
Umm, dark, these pleasure of life as you call them - most of us partake of them every day, instead of skipping a day.
And instead of glorifying soap, I guess I kind of take that for granted to....it happens when you use these things regularly.:ROFLMAO :HappyWave:
Cowherder, someone once said I got paid by the word. If that were true...
I would have had my own private island off Honduras by now....http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/...ilies/wink.gif
And a fishing cabin in every country where Larry Dahlberg (Hunt for Big Fish) fishes.
First ya put images in folks' heads of me sitting naked on a jetty, in January. :scared:
Then, ya put images in their heads of me sitting in the tub and biting the bubbles....:kooky:
I get no respect around here, I tell ya. :don't know why: :laugh:
naked was front lawn, Jetty was sleeping keep the story straight.
^^ Tough crowd here.....:moon: :HappyWave:
Got another little story for ya's.....
"I chased after the big bluefish for the last 36 hoursDidn't want to go home with only one fish for the trip.
Went South looking for some bluefish action.
Fished the pre-dawn to dawn window...5-6am.
No bluefish action for me at all....went to sleep in the car hoping to catch some action around the next tide change."
As some can imagine, after fishing for 18 hours and sleeping in the vehicle I woke up looking and smelling not too good.
Found my way to Castaways bait and Tackle.
Went there and talked to the Old Salts hanging out, for a bit.... said Hi to Joe Melillo, checked out the new consignment things he's getting in every day.....
Then, unnoticed, I slipped into the bathroom and took a Hobo Shower....:laugh:
I cleaned and scubbed everything as quickly as I could.
Used deodorizer spray in the bathroom when I was done....
And...I did leave that bathroom a lot cleaner when I left than when I entered as I spent a few minutes wiping everything down....
a good thing to remember if you want to take a hobo shower somewhere where you know the people and don't want them to get mad at you....:o
I don't think anyone noticed I took the hobo shower in there,,,but it was absolutely necessary.:upck:
The other day at Walmart a woman and her daughter were pointing at me and whispering....when I looked at myself in the bathroom later I noticed my face and neck were brown, like I had been sleeping under a railroad bridge somewhere.....:wheeeee:
Marathon man stinks up the environment again you really need to go to nose specialist as it's obvious yours doesn't work. Got some reports from people where you cleaned up yesterday. they said you smelt like you were dumpster diving.
I fell off the chair when I read this.... :clapping: :clapping: :thumbsup: :ROFLMAO :cool:
Damn you you Grouchy Basstid! :2flip:
I know I looked and smelled bad. I had to keep a bit of a distance from the old timers because I was so self conscious....
But I guess some of them were downwind from me and it was not a pleasant experience for them.....:upck:
What can I say...when chasing after fish I look and smell like a homeless dude....
And Rip wants to fish with us....why the torture? :scared:
If you guys really stink that bad maybe you have a new way to avoid getting mugged. You should see demo last 2 falls, elbow to elbow.
^^ Take this, ya basstid! :2flip: :moon: :laugh: :HappyWave:
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Maybe I do smell, just a bit....:rolleyes:
I stopped in the Wilson Ave Deli on the way to work after fishin this morning.
The one with the 2 Indian sisters, one of whom has goo goo eyes for Rip 316.
I'm trying to lose weight so I cut down on the PR Egg n Cheese Sammiches....:laugh:
The one sister said to me...
"you fishy today? You catch? You smell like fish this morning!" :embarassed:
So maybe I do smell a bit...if a girl in an Indian Deli notices it.....:ROFLMAO
Also.......
She asked about Rip316,,,,said "When you see the other guy you say Hi to him for me!"
"How come he no come in here no more for my sandwiches. I make them special just for him!" :plastered:
So Rip, when you get a chance to read this,,,,,she really misses ya! :laugh: :scared:
I think if you guys weren't allowed to fish, some of you would be locked up.
And that is what I think.:laugh:
^^ Or on powerful anti-psychotic meds.
I bet Dark himself would be a very interesting case-study for a young psychiatrist looking to make a name for himself.:moon: :laugh::HappyWave:
And just so ya know Rip, the other morning I had 2 of them "jumping" into the air to prove which one was younger..:pig:..Man it was a funny scene till some customers came in...;)
I don't always eat those sammiches...trying to eat a little healthier.....:rolleyes:
some pics.....
Nomad breakfast...all fresh garden tomatoes, & Pesto....n chunks of cheese...
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Nomad late night snack...rice, fresh tomatoes, fresh pesto, chunks of cheese....
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I am gonna be so sad when I can't eat those tomatoes anymore.....:(
nomad Dinner/ energy snack....nothing as economical and energy producing as peanut butter......:drool:
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Well at least these are better than the toilet pics. We had some great tomatoes from our garden this year too. Good year for tomatoes, bad year for bass? Dark if you're going to montauk this year let me know, would be glad to tag along.:HappyWave:
Christ man at least use chunky peanut butter if it's dinner
^ It is chunky peanut butter, ya basstid.......:plastered:
If you look closely ya can see the texture....or could be maggots...who knows......:laugh: :rolleyes:
You are getting a little old....maybe time for some reading glasses......:kiss:
I think I have a tip.
A while back I remember talking with Dark about the stench of waders being an unavoidable occurrence from lots of hardcore surf fishing but that bad breadth is just not acceptable. I always have a bottle of Listerine in the Honda. So this morning after fishing for 7 1/2 hours I was on the way home and was tired. So I pulled over took a quick power nap and was back on the Parkway in 20 minutes. I noticed my mouth needed some mouth wash so took a mouth full of the Listerine. Swished it around, accidentally swallowed some, projectile vomited over the windshield :upck:. The look on the woman's face in the passenger seat in the car next to me was priceless.
So my tip is don't gargle with Listerine while driving a vehicle....:thumbsup:
You did that with your new vehicle?
ROFLMFAO!..........
so the sequence of events, something like this?........
You....
:bucktooth: :idea: :whoo: :upck:
The lady next to you.......
:scared: :mad: :kooky: :plastered: :idea: :beatin:
Me reading this.......:ROFLMAO :laugh: :cool: :clapping:
Holy crap that's nasty.
You guys are nuts! That was so funny. You probably traumatized that poor woman. Great stuff!
:clapping: Haha hilarious. Monty you need a gopro camera to film some of this.
Loved that story monty. I was drinking coffee after an all nighter and had a coughing fit. Some of it accidentally came out the back end. I felt the wet spot as I was driving. It was pretty gross as I had drank a lot of coffee. I reached down opened my pants and tried to put a napkin there. Someone driving a suv (higher point of view) saw me and looked at me in disgust. They probably thought I was j/o ing. that was an embarassing moment.
This thread is hilarious and gross at the same time. Is that possible?
^ We are at your service, Surferman..:HappyWave:.this is all true and part of the on the road Nomad Surf Fishing TipSheet that will be distributed at the next Finchaser Seminar....
http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/...chaser+seminar
look for it in the Spring......;)
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Gas stations on the road.....
I try not to shill for any one gas station, but the other day at a Hess Station I bought gas for $3.14/ Gallon...at least 13c cheaper than the cheapest and about a half buck cheaper than one of the main brands.
Also, the corporate Hess stations have free air, with a compressor adjusting your tire pressure if too light or too much. Very cool innovation.....:cool:
knowing you, you drove 50 miles to save .13 a gallon in a car that holds 10 gallons:kooky::HappyWave:
^^ :clapping:
Keep up the busting guys....,making me laugh......:laugh: :clapping:
This weekend I did some traveling. Slept in my car to save on gas and tolls.....
Meals
Tip for meals if you are walking a lot of beachfront and burning carbs.....
Find a reasonable buffet...I found one for $12.95...with tip included I spent $16 for about a 2500 calorie meal (including snacks of bagels and muffins I sweet talked the waitress into letting me bring out with me.....;) )
Here's part of the spread...I ate 3 plates of food,(home made omelets made right there in front of you)... brought the bagels and muffins out with me....enough food to keep me going all day, and lots of healthy protein...... a lot better than eating at Wa Wa or Quik Chek.....
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Hobo shower -
In addition to the nice place to eat, the bathroom was big, clean and spotless....
How to get this done....
1. Do it at a time when they are less busy, less peak periods.
2. Plan your attack, ie go to the bathroom quickly and get out to the sink when there is no one around.
3. If someone comes in when you are doing it, they will give you dirty looks, so your mission is to not let that happen.
4. Move with lightning speed and have the paper towels, etc that you will dry yourself with, all laid out ahead of time.
5. I am now at the point where I can wash my hair in the sink, then soap up my pits and darkest areas...:laugh:...all in about a minute....if someone comes in at most they will see my drying myself....all good.....
6. After you are on the road for more than 24 hours, fishing hard, getting some of the stink away from you....is priceless...you feel like a new man afterwards....:bigeyes:
** And make sure you are a good citizen and clean up after yourself in the bathroom...it only takes a few seconds to wipe down everyting, mirrors, etc.....
Tooth brushing for nomads,,,,,,
Since I would rather spend the limited bathroom time (without getting caught) taking a hobo shower in a nice bathroom, I tend to leave the tooth brushing to the parking lot afterwards....I am happy to report that no women were terrified when I brushed my teeth that morning this weekend, and no, Monty, I did not projectile vomit on my windshield.....:scared: :upck:
I'm still remembering this story, Monty...it's one of the all time classics that makes me laugh...good work, bro. :clapping: :laugh: :HappyWave:
all that and only 40 minutes from his home
lets not forget sometimes he sleeps in porto jons so the police can't find him^^^^ remember DS doesn't fire on all cylinders
You too Steve? :( :moon: :HappyWave:
Buckethead, I had to take a hobo shower today in a place that wasn't equipped for showers....timed myself....did it in 1:05....is that close enough? :laugh: :HappyWave:
I have been rousted by LE several times when sleeping...
The only time I really got harassed was in Deal when they told me no one is allowed to sleep in their town at night...and told me to move to the next town over....
Another time getting a trooper escort from the side of the road to a "safer" rest area.....
I have dozens more stories like that....enough to fill a book.....
I just tell them the truth, that I was fishing and ran out of energy and couldn't drive anymore....have no problem with them checking my vehicle, and all my docs check out....so I have nothing to hide....sometimes honesty is the best policy....When I see them shaking their heads when they are looking at me....:kooky: I know they're going to leave me alone....
plus by the smell they can see I'm telling the truth..... (Finchaser will be happy to hear that one.....:moon: )
Thanks pal.....The next time I come scouting for you looking to mug you...I'm gonna eat half a dozen hardboiled eggs a few hours before, make sure I haven't washed in 2 days....and eaten some of those garlic tomatoes that Pebbles and I canned this Fall.....
I'm gonna give ya a big bear hug at the same time I'm letting loose the gas from the eggs.......ya won't be able to stop me unless Speedy is guarding you with one of his 9MMs.......Looking forward to it.....:moon: :kiss: :laugh: