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I'm in China for a few days.
Went to watch JB's jointed minnow video.
Found out youtube is banned (locked out) here.
So is facebook and a bunch of google apps.
Mikes Plugs started a sale and I went to check it out, must be banned in china, its a no go.
I think people who complain how lousy our govt and country is....should take a trip to China or Russia, and see how bad things can really get.....
I'm glad you shared that.....it's always good to see living perspectives from another point of view....be safe and careful what you look at...your internet access is probably monitored as well....:HappyWave:
A couple other differences in China.
The bath room was so disgusting my *ss puckered up and refused to $hit. Was unreal bad. A bunch of holes in the ground with maybe a trickle of water and $hit splattered about. I must be getting old, I have been around these bathrooms before years ago, but was completely disgusted this time.
Will do best to schedule, also need to bring TP in case of emergency as there was none around.
Bottled water, not available in the factory, went 11 hours today without water (brought nutrition bars with me but the splattered $hit disgusted me so much I could only eat one). Stopped on way back to hotel and the people I am working for bought me a case of water (they are very nice people).
Hotel is very modern. Extremely clean. Have no idea why the have glass clear doors and walls inside the room, like to go to the bathroom its a see through glass door that is always closed or when open blocks a hall. Hard to see in the dimmed room....plus they have energy efficient lighting....the whole room is dimmed, that oldness makes it very difficult to see in a dimmed room. Plus motion sensors....everything is turning on and off automatically....I sit up and a light goes on..stuff just turns off.
And last night fireworks went off 30 yards straight out from my window (I'm on 18th floor). That was a surprise.
So far a decent trip.
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Originally Posted by Monty
They crouch over the hole.....its like 2 inch diameter...In the center of a bigger oval hole...I do not think they have good aim...this one I don't think had running water...or a trickle at most, there were like 12 of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by hookset
I am thinking that's how it goes here, have seen it on other trips to other places in China.
Dude you can't be serious. A 2 inch hole? What if you went to white castle the night before and have the runs.
Well the person going after you would be pretty disgusted I am thinking.....Quote:
Originally Posted by hookset
This is so nasty. like a porta potty during early spring. Sometimes they don't clean them regularly the fishermen are pigs. In a public place you would think the bathrooms are in better shape. Just a hole in the ground? thanks for sharing :upck:
There is piping from them to a somewhere. Its that I have not seen evidence of running water, maybe they spray these down? They must/do at some point. Must clean them up, it just wasn't this day.Hoping tomorrow will be nice and clean just in case.Quote:
Originally Posted by ledhead36
What he is talking about is not unusual. I have been on some commercial ships built in other countries. In a few the head consisted of a hole plumbed down into a holding tank. There would be an open and shut vent to keep it from overflowing or sloshing. None of the comforts that we are used to.
I really appreciate the toilet at the hotel :heart:Quote:
Originally Posted by voyager35
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Originally Posted by Monty
Just to clear things up, dim lights in the toilet area? How do you wipe yourself thoroughly. I was busting you before your trip. Now I feel bad for you. You don't have to bring any food back for us the e-coli can stay over there. I feel so bad I might give you an extra week head start in the dead things thread. never in my life could I imagine taking a dump in a hole in the floor. Do you have to wear a raincoat and boat shoes when you go in there?Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty
I have much more respect for you now. Good luck.:HappyWave:
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Originally Posted by DarkSkies
Yes if you look at porn or try to search for girls in bikinis maybe you could be arrested. I have heard they have no tolerance for anything that is out of the ordinary. Be careful. Don't want to comment on the toilet stuff that is just gross!
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Originally Posted by storminsteve
Last thing I need is a head start in the Dead Things Contest.
I am only here 2 more days, so just a little inconvenience, I could surely use those boat shoes, have to do #1 in those holes too.
Have done a little thinking, with the glass walls and doors in the room, the toilet here is completely viewable with the door closed (wall and door is clear glass from floor to ceiling).
So if someone was here and had to go, they would be 100% viewable....That is weird.
Bababooey would likely be in trouble out here.Quote:
Originally Posted by cowherder
A few other thoughts, and these are based on this and a few other trips here.
People are generally more friendly here than the US, more helpful.
Also people dress better here. In the US our clothes are more sloppy, people seem to be a step up or two from the US in this area.
Vehicle horn beeping is out of control.
Each trip over here there are substantial more newer vehicles on the road.
So they have nice clothes to crap on when they miss the hole.Glass doors and walls you may be on the internet:laugh:
If you have to go and some other guys do as well then you are all standing next to each other crapping in those little holes? Yech!Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty
^^^^^
Picture this - 6 guys lined up like the start of a race. There are 12 holes in the ground. There is a ref with a starting gun on the side. He fires the gun. They all run to the least slippery hole,. drop their drawers and dump the turds. Then as surfstix said they televise it on some underground porn channel. Haha that is some sick system!
:ROFLMAO, It could go like this..Quote:
Originally Posted by storminsteve
Starting gun fires, announcer says "and there off, Billy-Bob takes the lead, Darkskies seems to be settling in to take a nap......... "
Dark, ya fall a sleep one time in a porta-john, ya get mentioned in every poop related thread.
haha hilarious! finchaser could be the guy with the starting gun (sorry but he seems like the type to be a grouchy gun owner):) monty and steve would be racing for the gold, and dark would fall behind because he fell asleep!
ummm, don't you mean to say racing for the brown.:upck:Quote:
Originally Posted by cowherder
Well yesterday I went to the right side of the "bathrooms" separated a little by a divider, I open a stall and its the same type of toilet (hole/pipe in the ground, but a little cleaner (no where near clean)), so I do #1 and that's that. The one person at the factory who speaks English comes up to me today and tells me I went in the women's bathroom yesterday...
And I am not racing storminsteve for the gold or brown......
Monty you pervert you invaded the womens bathroom. shame on you for seeking a cleaner place to dump your load.:rolleyes: this thread is hella funny. Can't wait to read what will happen next. How is the toilet paper over there? I bet its like everything else that comes from china cheap and underproduced. It prob falls apart in your hands. Hope you have a lot of water and soap in the hotel. Good luck am enjoying the adventure.
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Originally Posted by hookset
Trip is over, will be on a plane back in an hour or so, short trip but still miss home.......
TP in hotel (a very good one) was fine.....TP in China for some reason is not located at toilets at the factories.
Had a trip to Mexico a while back, some of their "facilities" were disgusting. The TP situation there too was not US normal.
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Gee, ya started this thread talking about restricted freedoms in China and it turned into a poop fest. :ROFLMAO
Ya even managed to somehow insert me in it, due to the one time I was tired on a trip to the north shore of LI and slept in a porta-potty...
http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/...he-road-fishin
No problem....just know that it was clean, so clean I had to remark on it.....
I have slept on the floor of a bathroom....but that was long ago in the drinking days....:plastered:
Thank God those days are over.....carry on with the hijack, I don't think Monty minds that much....he's been texting me telling me how much he enjoys you all busting on him and his toilet experiences....so whatever we can do to entertain him....is apparently all good....;) :HappyWave:
Would never look at porn in a marxist country controlled by the military.:HappyWave:Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty
You guys have your conceptions of porn all mixed up. The Jap porn is the one with the poop and peeing. Surfstix is right there is a big market for voyeur porn. Watching chicks go to the bathroom, enemas etc. That is almost exclusive of the Jap market though. Funny people they are they are all concerned with protocol and business respect and then in their porn they do the craziest stuff. Some say they are misogynistic. I agree. Have never seen any porn of exclusively chinese people though. I don't think its their thing no matter how poor they are. You would find a lot of chinese girls in the massage houses in chinatown nyc. These are fob chicks and certainly not attractive. It is almost as that is how they payb off the transit charges to get into the US with slave labor like that. Although I like asian women I don't participate with fob girls because it is too creepy for me. Porn lesson over back to regular toilet discussion.
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Originally Posted by Monty
I read on here once that in India they don't use toilet paper they use their hands. Maybe the Chinese people use their hands as well and were too embarassed to tell you!:whoo:
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Originally Posted by Monty
you tube has been blocked in china since 2009. What a repressive society.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tk5xZFBwho
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Originally Posted by cowherder
That would make hand shaking a no no. Wasn't sure about india so I checked. Disgusting!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlAMtdtGYWM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrdu-bEpOCw
there may not be toilet porn in china but they have some strangeness in india. Just for bababooey and surfstix hot spanish chick using the toilet:HappyWave:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG9S9vfUmqo
this is for monty a hot chick cleans a toilet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfDoGQ6urE0
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Originally Posted by DarkSkies
Dark you shouldn't have made the request I can bomb this site with unlimited toilet porn.
Monty one quick question, with which hand do they shake with in Chiina?
Steve those videos you posted were so tame. Mine is much better. You're welcome.:HappyWave:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5cEzDeRLK0
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Originally Posted by DarkSkies
Well chubster this thread went to $hit...literally.
Nice bit of"embellishment", if you could even call it that.
LMAO
Crazy videos.
Some of you guys are a little out there. Its like you are looking for an excuse to hijack threads. Whatever. I didn't know they wipe with their hands in those countrys. That is nasty as hell.
Well one thing this thread established is that in this country we know how to take a civil, clean, health conscious $hit, and that is thoughout the USA population. Kudos to the USA. We need not worry about our aim, shaking hands or high fiving someone who took a $hit, we have an abundence of good qualty soft toilet paper in places where its needed, not to worry about blowing a knee out crouching to take a $hit. We do it right over here. This is one thing our government has not screwed up yet, taking a proper $hit.:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by fishinmission78
Maybe I embellished a bit....just like you mooks embellish about me and the porta john stories.....all's fair....:cool: :HappyWave:Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty
I see you now have a new nickname for me...knock yourself out...:moon:...I'm down 5lbs. :2flip: :clapping: :laugh: :HappyWave:
There are some clear truths one can learn from browsing this site.......and what you said above... is crystal clear.....:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty
Your wife emailed me some pics of the flight path....how many planes was that total, how many fuel stops? Glad to have ya back.... :HappyWave:
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Originally Posted by Monty
bababooey loved that harold and kumar movie. You know a little too much about different types of porn. That's a little scary. monty I am still dying to know that if you didnt find TP, did you do what the Indians do. Please, let us know.:ROFLMAO :HappyWave:
Would not do what indians do. Would improvise. ....lets leave it at that.Quote:
Originally Posted by storminsteve
Oh this is rich! Like mining gold so many possibilities. No toilet paper in the room at all. Was it a sock, your handkerchief, or your boxers/briefs that got conscripted to do the dirty deed.Fess up!Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty
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Originally Posted by bababooey