new member joke

The Zipper

A young woman was waiting at the bus stop for her
ride to work. As the bus stopped and it was her
turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt
was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the
height of the first step of the bus.


Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to
the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip

her skirt a little, thinking this would give her
enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take

the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

A little more embarrassed, she once again
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little
more, and for the second time attempted the step.

Once again, much to her dismay, she could not
raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver,
she again reached behind to unzip a little more
but still was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing
behind her picked her up easily by the waist and
placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be
Samaritan and yelled, 'How dare you touch my
body! I don't even know who you are!'

The Texan smiled and drawled 'Well, ma'am,
normally I would agree with you, but after you
unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we
was friends.
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I'm an archer, and I'd rather miss low than hit high. At least I know that the animal I don't find is still alive for me to get another day.

:laugh:Welcome, porgy, good joke!

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Nice to see you here. Welcome aboard.

Thanks for the welcome guys.:HappyWave:

Liked the joke, welcome porgy!