A MY LIVING WILL FORM
I, __Surfstix__________, being of sound mind and body, do no t wish to be kept
alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my
fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't
pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or
lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes, and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
__x____Vodka Rocks ______ Margarita ____ Scotch ______ Old Fashion_______
Bloody Mary ______a Gin and Tonic _______a Tee Time ____x__ Steak
___x___Lobster or crab legs ____x__the remote control ____x__a bowl of ice
cream ______the sports page____x__Sex ______or Chocolate, it should be
presumed that I won't ever get any better.
When such a
determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and
attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a
day. At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band
to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to
raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.
Signature:_Surfstix_________________________ Date: _unknown____:D
