Poems for real men! No wimps!

Sent in by the original OGB! :ROFLMAO

Are you tired of those

sissy'friendship' poems

that always sound good,

but never actually come close

to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of

True Friendship.

You WON'T see

cutesy little smiley faces

on this card-

Just the stone cold truth

of our great friendship.

1.When you are sad,

I will jump on the person

who made you sad

like a spider monkey

jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2.When you are blue,

I will try to dislodge

whatever is choking you..

3.When you smile,

I will know youare

plotting something

that I must be involved in.

4.When you're scared,

we will high tail it out of here.

5.When you are worried,

I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse

it could be until you

quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6.When you are confused,

I will use little words..

7.When you are sick,

Stay away from me

until you are well again.

I don't want whatever you have...

8.When you fall,

I'll pick you up

and dust you off--

After I laugh my rear off!!

9.This is my oath...

I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask;

-- because you are my FRIEND!

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Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

but only YOU

can feel the

true warmth.

**********************

Try sending thisto

10

of your closest friends ....

including the person

who sent this to you..

Then, get depressed

'cause you can only think of

4

Four is alot. Thanks for depressing me.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Frankiesurf

Four is alot. Thanks for depressing me.

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Ya can count me in that circle, especially for #8, so that makes 5. ;)

Revisited - Fin sent it to me again. I'm not going to post the words twice, just a suggestion to send it on to your good friends. Real friendships can't be bought or sold, they stand the test of time, no matter how often or how little we see those who are our friends.

Real friendship is understanding and support. Fin, you'll never get rid of me, no matter how much ya yell at me.;)

The same goes for a few close friends here, you know who are you are. My phone line is always open if someone has a problem, or wants someone rubbed out. :laugh:

Kumbaya, kumbaya.:plastered:

#8 is interesting. When I fell thet day in SH, RIP laughed his *** off but didn't help dust me off. LMAO.:laugh::moon:

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Good one! I liked #5.

Sent in by OGB, thanks!



LOSING A FRIEND (A Must Read)!


This is a very touching story about life, death and friends. It's certain to strum your heartstrings and touch your soul. I'm still choked up over it! BTW... Pass the salt!



































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Humpty dumpty had a fall and ended up poached.

Much better vibe in this thread. Dogfish seal of approval.:thumbsup:

Friendship is like peeing your pants.
And if you are darkskies, your waders will be your pants and you will wear em for 4 days at a time.:laugh:
I hope ya ain't wearing waders on the jetties, dark.