Originally Posted by
bababooey
eff the toilet paper companies! I was just taking a dump and noticed something strange.
to save money the toilet paper companies are now making the TP rolls an inch shorter. I wasn't sure if I was hallucinating or not. I had an old supply of TP used to use on the boat. It was down in the man cave. Went and compared them and sure enough the rolls are short. They are shorting us! The nerve of those thieves. Revolution is in order.
This would have never happened 10 years ago. Things are out of control. I'm with you Bababooey, What's next? What about the tolls cost to drive from NJ to LI to fish? I guess it's to keep the rift raft off the Island?
White Water Monty 2.00 (WWM)
Future Long Islander (ASAP)