eff the toilet paper companies! I was just taking a dump and noticed something strange.
to save money the toilet paper companies are now making the TP rolls an inch shorter. I wasn't sure if I was hallucinating or not. I had an old supply of TP used to use on the boat. It was down in the man cave. Went and compared them and sure enough the rolls are short. They are shorting us! The nerve of those thieves. Revolution is in order.