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    Hey what's up, appreciate some of the serious fishermen and advice I have seen so far.

    Look forward to contribute where I can, glad to be here. Here's my new guy joke:

    Lucky Night At The Bar
    A guy had an interesting experience recently
    involving an 'older' woman he met at a bar.

    She looked pretty darn HOT for 62. She was
    drinking quite a bit and, while they were
    chatting, she came right out and asked him
    if he'd ever had a 'sportsman's double' - a
    mother and daughter threesome.

    He said no, but she might be able to talk him
    into it. So she slams back one last drink,
    wipes her mouth and, looking directly into
    his eyes, says, 'Tonight's your lucky night.'

    So they go back to her place, she clicks on the
    hall light right as they enter her place, and she
    shouts upstairs:

    'Mom! You still awake?'

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    Welcome aboard!

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    Hey Dark. Thought I recognized the name. You're that malcontent from that other site, aren't ya? Welcome, things are a little more mellow here.

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    Welcome to the site, like the joke, oldie but goodie.

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    dude, welcome. almost puked when i read that joke, some serious roast beef lips on the old babes lol, prolly have to be real drunk to do that.

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    Welcome darkskies, we are a good group here, glad to have you aboard. Wish4, I liked that joke, older women are more my speed.

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    Welcome to the site.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dogfish View Post
    Hey Dark. Thought I recognized the name. You're that malcontent from that other site, aren't ya? Welcome, things are a little more mellow here.

    Hey dogfish, I'm not really that bad, but someone has to be protector of truth & the American Way on the internet. Thanks for the welcome, guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkSkies View Post
    I have been a lurker for a long time, just recently joined. Appreciate some of the serious fishermen and advice I have seen so far.

    Look forward to contribute where I can, glad to be here. Here's my new guy joke:

    Lucky Night At The Bar
    A guy had an interesting experience recently
    involving an 'older' woman he met at a bar.

    She looked pretty darn HOT for 62. She was
    drinking quite a bit and, while they were
    chatting, she came right out and asked him
    if he'd ever had a 'sportsman's double' - a
    mother and daughter threesome.

    He said no, but she might be able to talk him
    into it. So she slams back one last drink,
    wipes her mouth and, looking directly into
    his eyes, says, 'Tonight's your lucky night.'

    So they go back to her place, she clicks on the
    hall light right as they enter her place, and she
    shouts upstairs:

    'Mom! You still awake?'
    HEY, I KNOW YOU

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    Quote Originally Posted by amboyangler View Post
    HEY, I KNOW YOU
    Hey man what's up, save some calicos for me, I'll be up that way soon.

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    Welcome to the site.

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    Welcome DarkSkies, and thanks for the reports so far.

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    Welcome

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    Welcome to the site, man.

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    hey aa u here to dude now its going to get good hey dark u still sick i hope u are better i mite try to go for some tog with aa hope to get some of the guys u met to give it a try if i can get them to go it should be fun

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    Hey welcome man, that turd ferguson bit is great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gjb1969 View Post
    hey aa u here to dude now its going to get good hey dark u still sick i hope u are better i mite try to go for some tog with aa hope to get some of the guys u met to give it a try if i can get them to go it should be fun

    Hey G wassup! Still fighting this stupid chest cold, near the end. pita keeps me away from fishing, and I got annoyances like work and some other responsibilities in the way, driving me crazy, can't wait to get out.

    I sent a pm about them catching blackfish close by you guys. Don't have to go far, no boat needed, some keepers, eating crabs, can't be any more specific. You don't have pms yet here, e-mail me for details.

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    Quote Originally Posted by plugginpete View Post
    Hey welcome man, that turd ferguson bit is great.

    Why thank you, thank you verrrry much! Remember to tip youor bartenders and waitresses, I'll be here till next week.

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    i know i was given the heads up on that i will give the place a look see before i fish it just to get a better feel

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