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    Quote Originally Posted by cowherder View Post
    redneck fisherman

    Redneck Fish Story

    A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Arkansas recently with two ice chests full of water with 10 nice fish swimming around in them.

    He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.

    The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?'

    'Naw sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got no fishin' license. But you gotta understand something: these fish here are my pet fish.'

    'Pet fish?'

    'Yeah. Every night, I take these fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round in the lake for while. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into the ice chests here and I take 'em home.'

    'That's a bunch of baloney! Fish can't do that.'

    The redneck looked at the game warden intently for a moment and then said, 'I swear it's the truth, Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works'

    'O.K.,' said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

    The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

    After several minutes, the warden said, 'Well?'

    'Well, what?' asked the redneck.

    The warden asked, 'When are you going to call them back?'

    'Call who back?'

    'The FISH!' yelled the warden!

    'What fish?' asked the redneck.

    Us rednecks aint's too dumb, ya hear?

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    door lock
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    Long live the southern milfs!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dogfish View Post
    Long live the southern milfs!
    Not bad for a MILF, a bit chubby in the belly, but I'd do her in a dark room.

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    You have to admire the creativity that went into these.
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    Great stuff here.
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    Sent in by surfstix, thanks!

    A guy walks into a bar in Kentucky......


    A guy walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a white wine.
    >
    > All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to
    > see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
    >
    > The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
    >
    > The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."
    >
    > The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"
    >
    > The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
    >
    > The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a
    > taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
    > "No", says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I
    > mount animals."
    >
    > The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."

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    Default Re: Rednecks in the mist

    This girl heather and her friends are straight out rednecks!

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