Rednecks in the mist

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10 signs you might be a redneck

Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor.

If a tornado hits your home and causes $10,000 dollars worth of improvement.

Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch this!"

You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

kinfolk joke

Two good ole boys were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer...
After a while the first guy says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak
over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you
was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The second guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched
his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."