Best pick up lines

[stripercrazy]

Throw em all out there. If they actually worked, let's hear it.

-I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.


-Save a horse - ride a cowboy.



-If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

-I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears

-My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

[dogfish]

" When I first looked at you I thought an angel fell down from heaven."

Old as the hills, only worked once when I was 20 and she was drunk.

[hookset]

This tells it like it really is.

[cowherder]

Baby can I get your digits?

Any guy using that line doesn't deserve to get laid.

[wish4fish]

don't need any corny lines.

"i'm hot, are you wet?"

my buddy used this at sleazeside last summer. musta went through 100 chicks before he found a chick too go home with him, lol.

[hookedonbass]

This opens the door


Want to hear a funny pick up line I've heard ................

"Can I even get a fake number?"