Inspirational phrases or quotes

[stripermania]

"My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it."

[DarkSkies]

Sent in by Fin, thanks!

Where

does the time go?
'Remember yesterday and
dream about tomorrow;

but you better live for
today.'









How quickly the years pass

Now
smile and send this to


any old friend that might need
a reason to smile!

[bluesdude71]

Yep, so true. Could have done without the last pic, though.

[stripermania]

Enough cottage cheese on those asses to start a cottage cheesefactory!

Here are some cool postere I came across.

[DarkSkies]

Good ones, stripermania. I like the last one...





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Confucious......

When you know a thing, to hold that you know it, and when you do not know a thing, to allow that you do not know it: this is knowledge.
-- Confucius

[skinner]

Pencil wisdom -----


A PENCIL MAKER TOLD THE PENCIL 5 IMPORTANT LESSONS JUST BEFORE PUTTING IT IN THE BOX :

1.) EVERYTHING YOU DO WILL ALWAYS LEAVE A MARK.
2.) YOU CAN ALWAYS CORRECT THE MISTAKES YOU MAKE.
3.) WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS WHAT IS INSIDE OF YOU.
4.) IN LIFE, YOU WILL UNDERGO PAINFUL SHARPENINGS,
WHICH WILL ONLY MAKE YOU BETTER.
5.) TO BE THE BEST PENCIL, YOU MUST ALLOW YOURSELF
TO BE HELD AND GUIDED BY THE HAND THAT HOLDS YOU.
We all need to be constantly sharpened. This parable may encourage you to know that you are a special person, with unique talents and abilities. Only you can fulfill the purpose which you were born to accomplish. Never allow yourself to get discouraged and think that your life is insignificant and cannot be changed and, like the pencil, always remember that the most important part of who you are,is what's inside of you.