Fishing Rules and lessons - who can come up with the craziest ones?

[7deadlyplugs]

Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.

Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you.

Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.

[DarkSkies]

#4 The bigger the blitz is, or the better the odds are that it's
"all bass", the more likely it is that I will be showing up 5 minutes after it's done.

[dogfish]

5. Never leave the fish to find other fish.

[wish4fish]

6. As soon as i catch something big and there are people around, they will crowd me like i was in the magic spot. there are no magic spots, only magic beans.

[cowherder]

7. The morehours I fish, the less fish I will catch.

[rockhopper]

8. Not paying attention will cause you to lose your biggest fish.

[williehookem]

#4 The bigger the blitz is, or the better the odds are that it's
"all bass", the more likely it is that I will be showing up 5 minutes after it's done.

11... "You should have been here yesterday" should be part of the Murphy's laws of fishing.

[bababooey]

#12 For the bait guys. When you have to turn around to take a leak on the sand, a pole bending fish will choose that moment to hit your bait.