New Member

[Mike D]

Hello everyone,

New to the site but been around the block on other striper and kayak fishing sites for 5+ years. I fish SW and FW, Kayak Fish and "casually" build plugs and rods. Look forward to learning and contributing on SAA.

Here's my joke.

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

[jonthepain]

perfect.

[bunkerjoe4]

Welcome aboard, Mike.

[storminsteve]

Welcome to the site, man. I just joined too. Liked the joke.

[7deadlyplugs]

Like the joke. Sounds like my wife. Welcome

[bluesdude71]

Good one. Welcome to the site!

[buckethead]

Welcome, Mike, any pics of the plugs you made?

[DarkSkies]

Good joke, reminds me of the guy who went into the restaurant who asked for burnt toast, cold coffee, and runny eggs. Waitress asked him why he would want food like that, he said he missed his wife.
Welcome to the site, man.

[williehookem]

"A serious drunk walked into a bar..." - lol, as opposed to a non serious drunk. Good joke, man, welcome!

[bababooey]

Welcome aboard!

[plugaholic]

Welcome Mike, ever get any drum from the kayak. I heard the big ones tow you around.

[Mike D]

Welcome Mike, ever get any drum from the kayak. I heard the big ones tow you around.

No drum but some 25-30 lb stripers on the Susquehanna Flats every April. They tow me around a little.