Hello everyone,

New to the site but been around the block on other striper and kayak fishing sites for 5+ years. I fish SW and FW, Kayak Fish and "casually" build plugs and rods. Look forward to learning and contributing on SAA.

Here's my joke.

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."