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  1. 11-25-2008, 11:01 PM #1
    mick2360
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    Default New Guy Joke

    I'm from upstate New York (Deer & bear in my backyard) on the NJ border. I do plenty of trout and smallmouth reservoir fishing. Do party boats 5-6 times a year out of Atlantic Highlands and fish the surf whenever i can, primarily flyrod but this late in the year plugs.

    referred by DarkSkies; looks like it will be on my bookmark list.

    Two guys go hunting. After a long trek into the woods, one hunter trips and accidentally empties a load of bird shot into his friend, who falls into unconsciousness. Panicking, he dials 911, screaming, "I just killed my friend!". The operator, ever the professional calms him down, reassuring him that help is on the way. The operator then says, "Can you go back to your friend and make sure he's really dead?". The line goes quiet, followed by a loud "BANG! BANG!".
    The hunter returns to the phone, "Now what?"
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  2. 11-26-2008, 08:02 AM #2
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    Ha ha, sounds like a redneck joke, funny. Welcome, dude.
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  3. 11-26-2008, 08:45 AM #3
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    Hey Mick. Welcome aboard.
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  4. 11-26-2008, 09:17 AM #4
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    welcome to the site!
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  5. 11-26-2008, 11:41 AM #5
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    hey dude welcome. sick joke, liked it.
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  6. 11-26-2008, 11:52 AM #6
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    Welcome aboard.
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  7. 11-30-2008, 09:17 PM #7
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    Hi Mick. Welcome!
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  8. 12-01-2008, 11:52 AM #8
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    Good one. Welcome to the site.
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  9. 12-01-2008, 12:02 PM #9
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    Welcome, Mick. Question - you put that guy and **** Cheney hunting together, would there be a Mexican standoff?
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  10. 12-01-2008, 05:01 PM #10
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    Hello, Mick, welcome to the site!
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  11. 12-01-2008, 06:55 PM #11
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    Welcome aboard, Mick.
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  12. 12-02-2008, 08:08 PM #12
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    good one - welcome aboard
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