Eff, marry, kill

[bababooey]

Answer why, and then you gotta come up with the next three.

Oprah, Hillary, Whoopi Goldberg

[dogfish]

primo choices, man. You are one sick dude.

Kill whoopi, cuz I just couldn't do her.
Eff Hillary, 3some with another woman.
Marry Oprah. I would take one for the team, the Brinks truck is parked at her house.

Jessica Simpson, Heather Locklear, Christina Aguilera

[ledhead36]

eff heather, cause I always wanted to. I should have a shot, she went out with David Spade, for crisssake.

kill jessica, cause after effing her 100 or 200 times, I would get sick of her stupid "are there chickens in the sea" questions

marry christina. She's set for life, and the toys I like VS, boats, are expensive.

Mother Theresa, Rosie O' Donnell, or Barbara Bush

[stripercrazy]

Some of you guys have some serious psychological problems.


marry Mother Theresa, could never kill someone that holy. Can't even think about the eff part. Could always see if Spitzer could hook me up with some of his unused #s for some side girls.

kill rosie, don't think I could nake it happen with her for the eff part, that big mouth just too irritating.

eff Barbara bush, I've had worse when I was really drunk.


Jessica Alba, Reon Kadena, Adriana Lima