Quote Originally Posted by dogfish View Post
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CONFOUNDED SEX

A man was in a terrible accident, and
his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him
that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his
insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic.
The doctor said the cost would be $3,500
for "small,
$6,500 for "medium, and $14,000 for
"large."

The man was sure he would want a medium
or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before
he made any decision.
The man called his wife on the phone and
explained their options.
The doctor came back into the room, and
found the man looking dejected.

"Well, what have the two of you
decided?" asked the doctor.

"She'd rather remodel the kitchen."


Nails it for many couples today. (biggest trap in the world, and after you remodel the kitchen for her, she decides the rest of the house looks "old and outdated", get ready to burn through another $10k)