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ORT PIERCE, Fla. (AP) - City officials in Fort Pierce have sunk
future voyages with a charter fishing service that offers topless
women aboard.
Smokin' Em Charters was told to leave the city marina for
violating its family-friendly atmosphere.
The husband-wife team of Kathi and Harold Coombes has run the
company for eight years and started offering charters with
bikini-clad or topless women in January.
In addition to regular boating duties, the women also prepare
food and drinks.
The Coombes defended the tours. They said the women come aboard
boats fully clothed and don't undress till the boat is three miles
from shore.
Since being forced to leave, Smokin' Em Charters has moved to
another Fort Pierce marina.