Tips for Husbands

[clamchucker]

Learn your lesson now.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.

[captnemo]

sad but true

Learn your lesson now.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

(alternatively used with: Honey of course that dress doesn't make your *** look big!)

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.

[cracklepopper]

(alternatively used with: Honey of course that dress doesn't make your *** look big!)

This is the deal breaker for any marriage. Learn not to answer it with a direct answer, and you will be ever the wiser and happier.

[clamchucker]

(alternatively used with: Honey of course that dress doesn't make your *** look big!)

This is the deal breaker for any marriage. Learn not to answer it with a direct answer, and you will be ever the wiser and happier.

This should be the #1 thing they tell you before you get to the altar.