Lost and found in NJ: Fishermens' and other finds

[DarkSkies]

I thought you had to hold it for 30 days before it becomes yours. At the end of the 30 I'll email you telling you it belongs to my long lost uncle Joe.

I'll do ya one better than that. If you can produce your long lost Uncle Joe, and he can tell me the street he lost it on, I'll give it back to ya with a brand new plug attached to it!