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So, this portly gentleman is at the beach, while our S&A member is there fishing, minding his own business.
The portly guy starts to take his clothes off. It ends up that his bathing suit of choice is a pink speedo!
To make matters worse, maybe the guy thought he was at the nude beach, maybe he was looking to make "new friends".
Whatever the deal, the guy took his speedo off till he was one mess of jolly blubber and nakedness. That would have been bad enough if he just kept to himself.
But this portly fellow was in a chatty mood
and proceeded to chat up the fishermen fishing on the beach, in nothing but the skin he had on when he entered this world.