Sent in by the original OGB!


Are you tired of those







sissy'friendship' poems







that always sound good,







but never actually come close






to reality?





Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of





True Friendship.





You WON'T see





cutesy little smiley faces





on this card-





Just the stone cold truth





of our great friendship.




1.When you are sad,





I will jump on the person





who made you sad





like a spider monkey





jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!










2.When you are blue,





I will try to dislodge





whatever is choking you..










3.When you smile,





I will know youare





plotting something





that I must be involved in.










4.When you're scared,





we will high tail it out of here.










5.When you are worried,





I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse





it could be until you





quit whining, ya big baby!!!!










6.When you are confused,





I will use little words..










7.When you are sick,





Stay away from me





until you are well again.





I don't want whatever you have...










8.When you fall,





I'll pick you up





and dust you off--





After I laugh my rear off!!










9.This is my oath...





I pledge it to the end.





'Why?' you may ask;





-- because you are my FRIEND!





***********************
Friendship is like peeing your pants,





everyone can see it,





but only YOU





can feel the





true warmth.





**********************





Try sending thisto





10





of your closest friends ....





including the person





who sent this to you..





Then, get depressed





'cause you can only think of





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