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Toy Train – Bad day in the office!
All Photos by Barun Roy
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Sent in by a long-time friend,
Toy Train – Bad day in the office!
All Photos by Barun Roy
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Ever wonder what a brick wallah is?
Now you know the answer...
from Bangladesh
Construction accidents
Superman
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Why men don't live as long as women...
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Standing on a bucket on TOP of a ladder, brilliant.
That CAN’T be right.
Ummmm at least someone’s holding the ladder steady
Isn’t this a violation of the seatbelt laws?
Shouldn’t he be wearing a lifejacket?? (Also fits under you might be a red neck!)
Wonder what HE makes an hour? It can’t be enough.
Who needs a truck?
Oh yeah, THAT’s safe!
HMMM, maybe he couldn’t see the huge yellow sign that said CLEARANCE.
Hey, I strapped it down!
Hey, he has a special license to drive that truck.
No problem, I can see through the holes.
It starts at a young age and men just get worse.
You hold it while I whack it with this hammer.
A new OSHA approved substitute for ladders.
Ropes are for sissies.
All I wanna know is, HOW?
In a hurry?
I can cut it down AND load it in the truck!!
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I thought Mother nature makes sure that the dumb and weak don't live too long????????
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How about opening a 500kv switch live
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Men can fix anything!
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 at 01:32:55 PM PDT
This collection of "Mr Fixit" pics should reaffirm your deeply held admiration for the male of the species, and coincidentally confirm the extreme unlikelihood of human survival in the longer term.
I posted these because my own step-father, may he rest in peace, used to spend at least half of his spare time "fixing" things, even when it was crystal clear that a particular object was beyond repair. This pictorial diary is dedicated to all men who strive to become DIY gods!
- Patric Juillet's diary :: ::
That's kind of clever though. God knows the shopping cart hath many uses!
That's borderline carelessness. Imagine if the driver has to suddenly accelerate!
I've seen this done too many times!
Not a good idea if one feels sick...
Is it a bird-feeder, a letterbox or an afterthought?
Ha! The dripping taps fix! Don't be in a hurry to brush your teeth!
That's a clear case of reverse myopia! Reminds me of Larson's cartoon about sign which says: put on pants first!
Stairway to Heaven. Nuff said.
Those cheap CD's freely given within Sunday newspapers have another lease on life! Just do not attempt to fill up on gas!
From the Pumpkin coach to that? I hope Cinderella had a grand old time...
Doctor, I can't find my drip!!
Shopping cart use number 67!
Who knew lego was so popular?
I hope this guy has a strong back!
That's my favorite. I can relate to that. Why can't I grill several at once? Then clear the leaves.
Dumbest of the dumbest: do not try this in your pool, you might feel a fizz! or a sizzle...
That must be what Pete Townshend had in mind when he wrote the line "air-conditioned gypsy"
Spot the anomaly here...
I have no words for this. I shudder just looking at it...counting endless possibilities...
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Idiot Sighting
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IDIOT SIGHTING
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS
IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired.
The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used Sears repair since.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes Iknow, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back. She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
From Kingman , KS
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell
and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind
the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry,
but they only had iceburg lettuce.
-- From Kansas City
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,
'That's why we ask.'
Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?'
She was a probation officer inWichita, KS
IDIOT SIGHTING :
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to 'downsizing,' our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
How would you pronounce this child's name?
"Le-a"
Leah?? NO
Lee - A?? NOPE
Lay - a?? NO
Lei?? Guess Again.
This child attends a school in Kansas City , Mo. Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong. It's pronounced "Ledasha." When the Mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, "the dash don't be silent."
SO, if you see something come across your desk like this, please remember to pronounce the dash. If dey axe you why, tell dem de dash don't be silent.
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FW: There I Fixed It (Again)
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THERE I FIXED IT (AGAIN)
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I can't believe how stupid some people are. If the driver hits a bump the guy in the back gets ejected like he's in an fighter plane.
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Originally Posted by VSdreams
I can't believe how stupid some people are. If the driver hits a bump the guy in the back gets ejected like he's in an fighter plane.
If that happens I would say he deserves what he gets.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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FW: that moment just before the pain begins
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OUCH!!
That one moment, single moment… right before the pain hits. Only if life paused and we could move out the way. Too bad, we aren’t all Zack Morris and can’t go ‘time out!’. Also, the pain here is real; unlike Paul Pierce’s knee jerk faux pas injury.
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Building a new house?? Don't hire the morons responsible for all this... Enjoy
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1000 post club!
Looks like some of the work was done by guys who got on-the- job training.
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Dangerous sexual positions
This is why I don't drink anymore!
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Here, let me fix that for you.........
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^love that sink drain running into the toilet, a low-budget bidet for crack ho's, perhaps?
And the fat lady smothering the guy, well I seen a lot of kinky folks in my life, but that one is a little too heavy for me.
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Home Depot Customer
My friends, I give you . .
THE DUMBEST GUY ON EARTH!�
This picture is real and was taken by a Transportation
Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials
for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP,
he went to buy a camera to take pictures.
The car is still running, as can be witnessed by the exhaust.
The driver finally came back after the police were called,
and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting
to cut the twine around the load! Luckily, the police stopped him
and had the load removed.
The materials were loaded at Home Depot. Their store manager
said they made the customer sign a waiver.
While the plywood and 2X4s are fairly obvious, what you can't see
is the back seat, which contains -- are you ready for this? --
10 bags of concrete @ 80 lbs. each!
They estimated the load weight at 3000 lbs. Both back tires exploded,
the wheels bent and the rear shocks were driven through the floorboard.
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Plumbing fix in Jamestown NY. As best as I could figure it, the line was designed to vent water when you bled the standard hot water radiator, which was on the floor next to the toilet. Awesome.
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