Joke for you hunters

[basshunter]

All you have to do is shout out "free hospital" and they will come out of the woodwork. Now there is a bunch of college students rallying for benefits for illegal alien college students. Who do they think is going to pay for all of this?

[mick2360]

Two hunters walk into a wooded area. One trips, firing his weapon into his companion, who falls to the ground. Panicked, the first hunter dials 911. The operator is a cool professional; "Okay sir, take it easy. Are you sure he's dead?" There is silence for a few moments followed by a loud BANG! The hunter gets back on the line. "He sure is! What do I do now?".