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[DarkSkies]

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There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.

The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.

The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."

He continued, " Leo you change with Jerry. Tony you change with Bert and Bob you change with Ed."

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better.

[DarkSkies]

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Fwd: The Movie Test

This worked for me!!

Have a great day!

Subject: FW: The Movie Test

I got mine right










Don't peek at the list. This is fun!!!


Just a very short, simple little math calculation you can do in your head. I was amazed at how this accurately identified my favorite movie.



The Movie Test

This is pretty amazing!

I was surprised how this worked. Be honest and don't look at the movie list till you have done the math!

Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite.

This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most.



Movie Test:

Pick a number from 1-9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3.

Multiply by 3 again.

Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie.




Movie List:



1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Beverly Hills Cop
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Defeat of Obama in 2012
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story

[jigfreak]

Not just 2012. Remember the elections coming up. Vote the elite bums out of office, one by one.

[i bd fossil]

IT MUST BE RIGGED!!!!!!
I keep coming up with my favorite movie
EVERY time.
#9
GOOD ONE.


Fossil out

[storminsteve]

Not just 2012. Remember the elections coming up.

I hope everyine remembered to vote today. The news said as of noon, only about 10% of eligible voters actually went to the polls. That's pretty sad.

[dogfish]

Typical Obama supporter.

[DarkSkies]

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[DarkSkies]

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I was down in The Valley visiting a friend, when I saw a fundamentalist Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River one morning. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was an illegal Hispanic drug cartel member who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.



I knew if they didn't get help soon, they'd surely drown.

Being a responsible Texan, and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed both the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland Security.

It is now 4pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.



I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.