Political humor: Political jokes, satire, political photoshops, bumper stickers, etc

[buckethead]

McSame

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[strikezone31]

"Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician"

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Read this

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[fishinmission78]

Buy this guy a beer!!
Corzine was the worst governor we ever had. What an elite piece of crap he was.

[DarkSkies]

Man this forum can get boring, at least to me. While I enjoy spirited political discussions, at times there is too much tension and preaching by one side or the other.

To try to break that up a bit, feel free to put any political humor, bumper stickers, political photoshops, etc, in this thread.

Please try to edit out any obscenities if you can, and use common sense so I don't have to get involved editing posts.

And please remember to have some class. We can't have racist or other low-class jokes or pics in here. I'm trying to start this thread to show people that both sides deserve to be poked fun at now and then.

[DarkSkies]

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The Pope and Pelosi

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!"

So......................................... the Pope backhanded the *****.

[DarkSkies]

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PSALM 2010


Obama is the shepherd I did not want.


He leadeth me beside the still factories.


He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.


He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.


Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,


I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.


He has anointed my income with taxes,


My expenses runneth over.


Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,


And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.


I am glad I am American,


I am glad that I am free.


But I wish I was a dog....


And Obama was a tree.

[DarkSkies]

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The car pictured is a Mercedes Maybach




Notice the 'recliner' rear seats, and the 'electrostatic' sunroof. The sunroof turns from opaque to crystal clear depending on the passenger's preference.



NOW, STOP DREAMING, GET BACK TO WORK, AND JUST TRY TO


BE HAPPY WITH THE CHANGES THAT OBAMA

HAS PLANNED FOR YOU!!!!!!!!

[DarkSkies]

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[DarkSkies]

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'In case you missed his sterling performance on Sat. Night Live, Robert DeNiro's performance was sent to me as I had never seen it of course, and I thought you all deserved a look and a listen if you hadn't seen it before. If they understood what was being said, I imagine the American-Arab organizations were having apoplexy. Aren't they lucky that they live in a country where words are pretty much the worse things they'll get tossed at them, and those in jest! Not like what the rest of the world is experiencing at the hands of their "brothers." '

[DarkSkies]

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Professor of Economics 101
This teacher is a Real Genius!


As the late Adrian Rogers said, "you cannot multiply wealth by dividing it."
An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before,
but had recently failed an entire class.

That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan".
All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B.
The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.

As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.
The second test average was a D!

No one was happy.
When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.
The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.

Could not be any simpler than that. (Please pass this on)

[DarkSkies]

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[DarkSkies]

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Don't forget next Saturday!!! 

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don't forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for Muslim males to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time,all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !

[fishinmission78]

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
God bless America !

If this ever could happen in reality I would take a day off from work to see it. They should put anyone suspected of having Muslim Terrorist ties in internment camps. Nothing wrong with having more than one Guantanamo.

[surfstix1963]

Think about it would you really want to see any Muslim woman naked if I were Muslim I wouldn't want to see my wife naked all hairy and smelly no thank you.

[rip316]

Dark, where do you come up with this stuff.

[fishinmission78]

Think about it would you really want to see any Muslim woman naked if I were Muslim I wouldn't want to see my wife naked all hairy and smelly no thank you.

They should lock up all the Muslims in this country, first see if they have any ties to terrorists, and only release the ones who don't. The rest should be tortured like they torture the American POWs.