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    - VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES ---

    How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
    Marry It!


    What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
    A battery has a positive side.


    Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
    Because you could easily fit another pair of **** in there.


    How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
    Put a nipple on it.


    Why do women fake orgasms?
    Because they think men care..


    What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
    Nothing, she's been told twice already.


    If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
    Made her chain too long


    Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
    Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.


    Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sin
    k.

    Why do men pass gas more than women?

    Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.


    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at thefront door, who do you let in first ?
    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.


    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%..
    It's called a Wedding Cake.


    Why do men die before their wives?
    They want to.


    Cranky Old Bassturd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by surfstix1963
    ;48798FONT=Arial]Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] 90%..
    It's called a Wedding Cake.


    Why do men die before their wives?
    They want to.



    True, true!

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    Yes, very brave as in you don't want to let your wife see those if you want to get a little nookie that night!

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    Or sleep on the couch for a week.

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