They should start running bus tours. Heard today was an absolute zoo. Does anyone browse the facebook reports? This was from yesterday.Originally Posted by finchaser
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They should start running bus tours. Heard today was an absolute zoo. Does anyone browse the facebook reports? This was from yesterday.
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Oh its on big time. Bus tours would have guys stuffed out the windows. New business opportunity fishermen bus trips to island beach lol.
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I'd be somewhere else for sure I don't have the patience for that crap anymore...... Hence the nickname COB....
Cranky Old Bassturd.
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What's a little tight quarters between you and 1000 of your closest friends?
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^^
check out this song I just composed. Axl Rose can now retire lol.
"Dilly City"
[Chorus: x2]
Take me down
To the dilly city
Where the waves are big
And the sandeels are pretty
Take me home
Just a' dilly
chasing internet reports so silly
I'm a hard case
that's tough to beat
I'm your charity case
So buy me somethin' quick
pork roll egg and cheese at Betty and Nicks!
Bass all over or so they say
You gotta-keep muggin'
for the fortune and fame
It's all a gamble
When its on at at Seaside
You treat it like a secret
Everybody's running cause its on!
[Chorus:]
Strapped in the ORV
Empty french fry wrappers
Why I'm here I can't quite remember
Oh yes Betty and Nicks said its on!
The surf club dudes are pushing and rude.
it's hard to move
I'd have another cigarette
but I got to keep casting over the bar!
[Chorus]
So far away
on the Parkway
So far away
will it be on today?
Island beach has been torn apart
Toilets are filled, no room to fart
Turn me around and
take me back to Sandy Hook
I must be losin' my mind-
"Are you blind?"
I've seen it all a million times
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Paradise city changed to fit Island beach. Awesome talent steve!
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Good one Steve..
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Steve it seems your creativity is boundless...
Funny as hell, thanks for the laughs.....
Hopefully some of ya's will get out there and catch fish outside Island Beach, and post a general report here....they do exist, and yes the pickings are less outside the park.....but if you're looking for a challenge, you might find a few....good luck.
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haha that was awesome steve!!! Keep em coming!!!
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toilets are filled no room to fart. Gross lyrics steve! Can you imagine how full those toilets must get with 1000 visitors a day?
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^^^ Something is missing from steve's post. Smell-o-vision?
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`Gross as usual bababooey!
I dont think you could handle smell o vision. DS prob could though cause he sleeps in them things!Thanks for the kudos guys glad you liked my little song
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Some of ya's have no concept of what it is to rough it.DS prob could though cause he sleeps in them things!
I had a busted furnace and steam pipes in my house for over 2 years. Just got around to fixing it....lived with a space heater, between hanging out at Pebbles' in the coldest weeks, and finally everything works.....yes it is good to have heat once again....
I had a broken microwave and stove....only a toaster oven to cook....ate cold food many times for the better part of a year....finally fixed those last week.....
I'm great at fixing things for others, but when it comes to my own stuff it's always less important....with fishing being slow, have been getting a lot of projects done....
When all else is equal, I would rather be fishing.......when the bite is good my home projects get put on the back burner.....
As for the outdoors, have been camping out since I was a kid......in the cold and rain at times....many weekends spent sneaking/ trespassing into reservoirs and fishing all weekend while we maintained clandestine campgrounds....all good fun. If we had a nuclear war tomorrow, I could go out into the wilderness and live off the land in a desolate area.....
Compared to all that, napping in a (clean) port-a-potty is no big deal...I have lived on the road in my car for weekends at a time (see "nomad guide" in surf fishing forum) to stay on a good bite when it develops......bunch of sissies, afraid of a little outhouse smell.....
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Some of ya's have no concept of what it is to rough it.
I had a busted furnace and steam pipes in my house for over 2 years. Just got around to fixing it....lived with a space heater, between hanging out at Pebbles' in the coldest weeks, and finally everything works.....yes it is good to have heat once again....
I had a broken microwave and stove....only a toaster oven to cook....ate cold food many times for the better part of a year....finally fixed those last week.....
^^^ Dark's house? Anyone know if he keeps a pistol on the stove?
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^A sick and twisted sense of humor, touche....
No more pistols on the stove...Now that I fixed my microwave and stove, everything in my kitchen is now neat and organized..and it's gonna stay that way.
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Sick and twisted? It goes beyond that lol! Creeps me out. Dark I hope you don't mind if we ever have a holiday party I vote ahead of time we should have it at monty's, barbosa's, bababooie's or finchaser's place - anyplace but yours! lol.
Report outside island beach, do skunk reports count? Fished a few miles above island beach this morning. The weather and the air were refreshing. Surf was too damn big. Threw A37 and A47 and they got tossed around like they were cork bobbers. Way too rough to keep in the strike zone. My .02. Will be having turkey this thanksgiving no striper as a side dish.
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