Help White Water Monty find some White Water to Fish....

[surfstix1963]

[DarkSkies]

** Note... The following is from the thread...Surfstix NJ fishing trip...may have fictitious embellishments and is provided for entertainment purposes only.....




More fishing...and some White Water for Monty.....

We ran out of peanut butter cakes to feed the old grouchy basstard....With Fin grumbling and barking, we knew we had to find another location...

The cranky old basstard, Surfstix, started to grumble as well....
" I thought you Jersey guys were supposed to know how to catch fish! I don't see anything here but some amateurs!"

We made a location change to Monmouth Beach.....
As mentioned before, the surf had been building...

We made our way out to the water....Monty and I on the rocks, the OGB (old grouchy basstid) and COB (cranky old basstid) on the sand....cast after cast produced nothing...

There was one problem, though....when it was time to leave, Monty would not budge...



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The white water was building. Monty had stopped casting and was staring at it.............
I went over to him to tell him we had to bounce. He was in a catatonic state....
Kept mumbling "White Water....White Water........over and over....
He had drool coming out of the corners of his mouth......
Looked like a rabid dog....with all that foam coming out of his mouth.....

I should also mention at this point that the waves were breaking over our heads....Monty not only had the drool foam, but the sea foam...he was a drooling mess, looking at that white water.....
the tide was coming in,,,we were getting smashed by the waves....


















Finchaser and Surfstix were yelling at us.....
"You dillydocks better get the hell off those rocks before you get killed!"

I went over to him and tried to smack him into reality....it was no use....he was in a trancelike state....like he was meditating over that white water......he kept mumbling,
"noreaster...fish....white water...fish...darkskies fault....white water.." over and over.......


Eventually Finchaser and Surfstix took drastic measures.....
Finchaser had been throwing a bucktail.
Surfstix had been throwing a Guides Choice bunker boy....
Together, they hatched a plan....they would stand on left and right sides of Monty in the back, cast, hook him, and reel in the temporarily insane surfcaster......

The plan was successful.....
they managed to hook into him on their first cast...
He fought valiantly...but the 2 Old Salts managed to bring him in, working together......

When Monty was finally back on the sandy beach, he snapped out of his trance, and asked.."What the hell just happened?"

We told him....
"You got caught up in the noreaster white water sea nymph's charms....
she appears to guys who have read about noreaster fishing on the internet....and want to believe something is out there....so when they are alone, she invades their brains with the sea mist....and turns them into oatmeal......
Fin said: " Good thing we got you out of there in time or you would have been a goner. That's what you get for listening to that dillydock Dark."

[Monty]

"You got caught up in the noreaster white water sea nymph's charms....
she appears to guys who have read about noreaster fishing on the internet....and want to believe something is out there....so when they are alone, she invades their brains with the sea mist....and turns them into oatmeal......

noreaster white water sea nymph
I'm a big fan of sea mist and oat meal...just not at the same time.

[DarkSkies]

^Glad ya liked it!....

[DarkSkies]

Here's some more sent in by the OGB....

I know I had drool coming out of the corners of my mouth just looking at that tasty water......I think Monty will end up licking the screen on this one.....

[storminsteve]

Awesome I'm getting my korkers and buying a plane ticket tonight!
Monty are you coming?

[Monty]

Awesome I'm getting my korkers and buying a plane ticket tonight!
Monty are you coming?

LOL, I won't even drive on that road in those conditions (is a pretty cool road).
Here is a video of some more white water from the same storm, Dagmar in 2011

[seamonkey]

I couldn't even imagine driving on that road in those storms. Sick!

[bababooey]

monty is this crazy enough for you?

[rockhopper]

Haha his wife didn't even warn him! That should be his clue as to what the rest of the marriage will be like. She is already throwing him under the bus.

[DarkSkies]

More white angry water for Monty....

[robmedina]

that got me pumped up!!!!!!

[robmedina]

Haha his wife didn't even warn him! That should be his clue as to what the rest of the marriage will be like. She is already throwing him under the bus.

don't they make high heel korkers?

[cowherder]

JB posted this today monty check it out!

[jigfreak]

^^^ Good vid. another one for monty. music suxxx but footage is good

[Monty]

Great videos, fishing there without PFDs is nuts.....even fishing there with PFDs is nuts.

[surferman]

^^^^ Yeah they are great but a little too sick for me!

[DarkSkies]

Each time, if the fishing isn't that great.....I think of Monty out there, casting an onslaught of casts..."thousands" in one night of fishing AKA the Monty Marathon.....in the hopes of lucking into the one (or more) fish....the never give up attitude...never say die.......

Yep, Monty, despite his googan ways and unnatural fondness for cats.....
is an inspiration.......to anyone who has ever wanted to quit, when the fishing sucks......
Just think of Monty, who doesn't know the meaning of the word...until he gets home from a trip, and collapses in his driveway as the caffeine wears off....










Since he can't fish now till the surgery is over, I thought some of ya's might be able to post some more white water pics for him, to give him something to look forward to., while the rest of us are out there fishin.....


Here's some small white water I saw the other day.....

[cowherder]

Hope you get that surgery done and are good as new for the Spring monty. Hang in there!

[DarkSkies]

Some more....