Women Need to Trust their Husbands

[finchaser]

IF WOMEN ONLY TRUSTED THEIR HUSBANDS!

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust herhusband...

For example...

A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to
her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead
of two.

She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as
hard as she can. Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to
thekitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello? "

[robmedina]

ha hah hee hee hee....gave me a nice chuckle- thanks!

[surfstix1963]

Lmao.....

[DarkSkies]

Do they trust us when we're out fishin all night?
Thoughts and opinions?..........

[buckethead]

That's a 2 way street, dark. Do we trust them as well? What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

[bababooey]

^^^^^ I think this is the most common reality when we want to go fishing. At least it is for me.


Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place.
First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: “That’s nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him: "What you had to do to be able to come fishing? What’s the deal?"
Fourth guy: “Nothing. I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, “Fishing or Sex" and she said, “Don’t forget to Wear a Sweater.