China Stuff, freedoms...

[Monty]

I'm in China for a few days.
Went to watch JB's jointed minnow video.
Found out youtube is banned (locked out) here.

So is facebook and a bunch of google apps.

Mikes Plugs started a sale and I went to check it out, must be banned in china, its a no go.

[DarkSkies]

I think people who complain how lousy our govt and country is....should take a trip to China or Russia, and see how bad things can really get.....

I'm glad you shared that.....it's always good to see living perspectives from another point of view....be safe and careful what you look at...your internet access is probably monitored as well....

[Monty]

A couple other differences in China.

The bath room was so disgusting my *ss puckered up and refused to $hit. Was unreal bad. A bunch of holes in the ground with maybe a trickle of water and $hit splattered about. I must be getting old, I have been around these bathrooms before years ago, but was completely disgusted this time.
Will do best to schedule, also need to bring TP in case of emergency as there was none around.

Bottled water, not available in the factory, went 11 hours today without water (brought nutrition bars with me but the splattered $hit disgusted me so much I could only eat one). Stopped on way back to hotel and the people I am working for bought me a case of water (they are very nice people).

Hotel is very modern. Extremely clean. Have no idea why the have glass clear doors and walls inside the room, like to go to the bathroom its a see through glass door that is always closed or when open blocks a hall. Hard to see in the dimmed room....plus they have energy efficient lighting....the whole room is dimmed, that oldness makes it very difficult to see in a dimmed room. Plus motion sensors....everything is turning on and off automatically....I sit up and a light goes on..stuff just turns off.
And last night fireworks went off 30 yards straight out from my window (I'm on 18th floor). That was a surprise.

So far a decent trip.

[hookset]

A couple other differences in China.

The bath room was so disgusting my *ss puckered up and refused to $hit. Was unreal bad. A bunch of holes in the ground with maybe a trickle of water and $hit splattered about. I must be getting old, I have been around these bathrooms before years ago, but was completely disgusted this time.
Will do best to schedule, also need to bring TP in case of emergency as there was none around.

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They don't have toilets? How do you aim when you take a dump?

[Monty]

They don't have toilets? How do you aim when you take a dump?

They crouch over the hole.....its like 2 inch diameter...In the center of a bigger oval hole...I do not think they have good aim...this one I don't think had running water...or a trickle at most, there were like 12 of them.
I am thinking that's how it goes here, have seen it on other trips to other places in China.

[hookset]

Dude you can't be serious. A 2 inch hole? What if you went to white castle the night before and have the runs.

[williehookem]

A couple other differences in China.

The bath room was so disgusting my *ss puckered up and refused to $hit. Was unreal bad. A bunch of holes in the ground with maybe a trickle of water and $hit splattered about. I must be getting old, I have been around these bathrooms before years ago, but was completely disgusted this time.
Will do best to schedule, also need to bring TP in case of emergency as there was none around.

If you have to go and some other guys do as well then you are all standing next to each other crapping in those little holes? Yech!

[storminsteve]

^^^^^
Picture this - 6 guys lined up like the start of a race. There are 12 holes in the ground. There is a ref with a starting gun on the side. He fires the gun. They all run to the least slippery hole,. drop their drawers and dump the turds. Then as surfstix said they televise it on some underground porn channel. Haha that is some sick system!

[Monty]

^^^^^
Picture this - 6 guys lined up like the start of a race. There are 12 holes in the ground. There is a ref with a starting gun on the side. He fires the gun. They all run to the least slippery hole,. drop their drawers and dump the turds. Then as surfstix said they televise it on some underground porn channel. Haha that is some sick system!

, It could go like this..
Starting gun fires, announcer says "and there off, Billy-Bob takes the lead, Darkskies seems to be settling in to take a nap......... "

Dark, ya fall a sleep one time in a porta-john, ya get mentioned in every poop related thread.

[storminsteve]

A couple other differences in China.

The bath room was so disgusting my *ss puckered up and refused to $hit. Was unreal bad. A bunch of holes in the ground with maybe a trickle of water and $hit splattered about. I must be getting old, I have been around these bathrooms before years ago, but was completely disgusted this time.
Will do best to schedule, also need to bring TP in case of emergency as there was none around.

bababooey loved that harold and kumar movie. You know a little too much about different types of porn. That's a little scary. monty I am still dying to know that if you didnt find TP, did you do what the Indians do. Please, let us know.

[Monty]

bababooey loved that harold and kumar movie. You know a little too much about different types of porn. That's a little scary. monty I am still dying to know that if you didnt find TP, did you do what the Indians do. Please, let us know.

Would not do what indians do. Would improvise. ....lets leave it at that.

[bababooey]

Would not do what indians do. Would improvise. ....lets leave it at that.

Oh this is rich! Like mining gold so many possibilities. No toilet paper in the room at all. Was it a sock, your handkerchief, or your boxers/briefs that got conscripted to do the dirty deed.Fess up!

[cowherder]

be safe and careful what you look at...your internet access is probably monitored as well....

Yes if you look at porn or try to search for girls in bikinis maybe you could be arrested. I have heard they have no tolerance for anything that is out of the ordinary. Be careful. Don't want to comment on the toilet stuff that is just gross!

[Monty]

Yes if you look at porn or try to search for girls in bikinis maybe you could be arrested. I have heard they have no tolerance for anything that is out of the ordinary. Be careful. Don't want to comment on the toilet stuff that is just gross!

Bababooey would likely be in trouble out here.

[Monty]

A few other thoughts, and these are based on this and a few other trips here.
People are generally more friendly here than the US, more helpful.
Also people dress better here. In the US our clothes are more sloppy, people seem to be a step up or two from the US in this area.
Vehicle horn beeping is out of control.
Each trip over here there are substantial more newer vehicles on the road.

[surfstix1963]

So they have nice clothes to crap on when they miss the hole.Glass doors and walls you may be on the internet

[bababooey]

Bababooey would likely be in trouble out here.

Would never look at porn in a marxist country controlled by the military.
You guys have your conceptions of porn all mixed up. The Jap porn is the one with the poop and peeing. Surfstix is right there is a big market for voyeur porn. Watching chicks go to the bathroom, enemas etc. That is almost exclusive of the Jap market though. Funny people they are they are all concerned with protocol and business respect and then in their porn they do the craziest stuff. Some say they are misogynistic. I agree. Have never seen any porn of exclusively chinese people though. I don't think its their thing no matter how poor they are. You would find a lot of chinese girls in the massage houses in chinatown nyc. These are fob chicks and certainly not attractive. It is almost as that is how they payb off the transit charges to get into the US with slave labor like that. Although I like asian women I don't participate with fob girls because it is too creepy for me. Porn lesson over back to regular toilet discussion.

[storminsteve]

I'm in China for a few days.
Went to watch JB's jointed minnow video.
Found out youtube is banned (locked out) here.

you tube has been blocked in china since 2009. What a repressive society.

[storminsteve]

there may not be toilet porn in china but they have some strangeness in india. Just for bababooey and surfstix hot spanish chick using the toilet





this is for monty a hot chick cleans a toilet