Quote Originally Posted by DarkSkies View Post
sleeping in porta-johns, kayak fails,feel free to get a little creative, and jump in....
Oh this is too easy how can I resist?
DSs Ode to Porto John. I copied and modified from the poem the tree:


I THINK that I can't go on
Until I find the perfect porto john
A john that is fresh and clean
Something in my nightly dreams
A john that won't blow over the dunes 5
And not filled with noxious fumes
A john that I might treat with care
My temporary home is there
Upon whose seat no crap has splattered
And shelters me from rain and the thunder's clatter 10
Johns are only plastic and foam
But they'll do as a temporary home.