Stripers and Anglers Winter Ball Busting Contest -

[DarkSkies]

Seems the other thread has a lot of interest
http://stripersandanglers.com/Forum/...Busting-thread


Monty and I were busting each others balls over the last few days, it got pretty ugly....

He started making up rhymes, and said mine were terrible....
His and some of yours are probably better....mine are too wordy...

I'll post my lame efforts when I get a chance...

[DarkSkies]

A few things.....

1. This is less of a contest, than a way to have fun over the Winter.
2. There are no prizes, only some laughs and maybe if ya bust Monty's balls enough he might take ya out on one of his White Water Marathons (hint for subject topics...)

3. Subject topics can be any active member and whatever quirks they may have, as long as you know that member reasonably well.
4. You're all Adults here, and that's the behavior that will be expected in this thread.....
5. As many noticed, I rarely have time to post or moderate, so I'll be expecting you ALL to behave yourselves. (As you usually do, and I thank you for that, and not pulling me in to moderate here....I just can't do it regularly....)

6. Ball Busting may be in
A. rhymes, however lame they are....there must be some kind of flow to them.....rhymes,
B. haikus,
C. limericks,
E. etc....whatever prose floats your boat!

7. If you jump in here to bust someone's balls, expect full ball busting in return....Don't come complaining to me if you are easily offended, or you have a sensible nature.......
If you are...... this thread ain't the place for you....please move on.....

** As always, thanks for your cooperation and adult behavior....you're a great group, mooks, dillys, googs, and all....even that grouchy basstid Finchaser....

[DarkSkies]

Remember....you don't have to conform to some obscure english lit book on poetry....According to Monty, I s**k at this poetry thing, but I'm willing to try just for laughs, and let ya's poke fun at me in return....

The DarkSkies ball busting topics are too easy for ya's not to....smelly waders, sleeping in porta-johns, kayak fails, strandings on deserted islands, fishing tresspassing adventures......googan driving skills........too many to list.....feel free to get a little creative, and jump in....







First one, just to give ya's an idea.....
From the Monty whitewater thread....
My phone was ringing off the hook at 3am this morning. I answered it. 2 guesses as to who it was....it was the banana-head Monty.

He was singing a song, over and over.
"White water, white water, white water,
can I place an order?
Where is my white water, I needs me some white water...
or I will pillage the villages and kill your daughters."

Yep - the Dark side of surf fishing - Monty's all in.

[cowherder]

ok Ill give it a try with the smelly waders one

Dark Skies his waders are smelly, '
maybe he had an accident when the poo left his belly
he seems like he's a nice guy and easy to please
when you fish with him bring extra febreeze!

[bababooey]

sleeping in porta-johns, kayak fails,feel free to get a little creative, and jump in....

Oh this is too easy how can I resist?
DSs Ode to Porto John. I copied and modified from the poem the tree:

I THINK that I can't go on
Until I find the perfect porto john
A john that is fresh and clean Something in my nightly dreams
A john that won't blow over the dunes	5
And not filled with noxious fumes
A john that I might treat with care My temporary home is there
Upon whose seat no crap has splattered
And shelters me from rain and the thunder's clatter	10
Johns are only plastic and foam But they'll do as a temporary home.

[surferman]

haha roflmao! Zing. Dark he got you bad! bababooey can I make something up about you and the hookers?

[bababooey]

Go for it dude. I started drinking at 12 today for a little hair of the dog cause my head hurt. Be ready for a volley back about you being related to the butthole surfers.

[bababooey]

And for your edification they are not hookers they are companions that you pay to leave.